Joelinton7

We broke Aston Villa

“When these clubs have this sort of money you don’t get the decisions”. They’re absolutely tapped.

We have been deprived of one of the best wingers in the league for half a season. So good to have him back.

Jaesus

Yeah ‘cause he’s gonna’ go and celebrate with our fans ‘cause he hates us. Jones is a turnip.

That NUFCWill1892 account that gives the team early has been deleted after he said Gordon was out today.

Anthony Taylor go suck on a Haribo. Did he realise he was on a football pitch at all today and that he was the referee. Just seemed to ignore absolutely everything.

Dave Jones bringing up talk unprompted that Bruno would leave for what reason? Bizarre, just ask him about the game and the two goals he just scored.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68256138

Quite the flapper too iirc

A nice one year extension for him. He worked hard to come back and has shown enough previous to that to warrant a little extra time. There were also some Danish and Swedish clubs vying for him, namely Copenhagen, Brondby and Malmo. Solid RB and even CB option.

Longy or Miley

Anderson being suspended.

Seen Villa fans on Twitter saying it’s because they’ve got so many injuries. So same as us but we’ve had it for the whole season. As an aside it’s kind of crazy to see us and Villa (two champ teams in quite recent memory) battling it out for for CL and EL spots.

Sorry but this bonkers. He’s an unstoppable powerhouse, and he’s indispensable. I believe we beat Chelsea (cup) with him on the pitch as well as Luton. I for one will not countenance him leaving, he’s nowhere near done. Honestly I’ll be devastated if he leaves. At the end of a season where he was finally recognised for Selecao we’re gonna’ say goodbye? No way. He runs through brick walls and then laughs at the wall, he dies for the shirt out there. Plus he looks cool as fuck in the retro gear, is Bruno’s best mate and is a wonderful guy.

King of the non update tells us that Gordon is injured (which we already knew). What we want to know is when he’s back. He can’t tell us. Cheers.

It’s a mackspiracy marra

Mid table mandems back at it once again. The billion pound busts. MP surely got to be sacked soon. Jose for one last dance? They’ve turned on him (MP) since he said he’d like to go back to Spurs which you know obviously they’re going to.

Get to absolute fuck fucking fuck with these one in one out injuries. Chuck this bloody season in the bin.

Timbers beat them tbh

It’s gone from the likes of City, Real and PSG to Sporting, Anderlecht and Brugges

https://x.com/n_newcastle/status/1753532320668078231?s=46&t=DcLbGwd6hoDY9gGMy-ZgEw

Diallo stands out above the rest. Whether he’s ready for first team idk but he’d definitely be an exciting option on the wings late on in games.

I’m at the ground

Pitch is on a massive slope