Joelinton7

1-0 Leverkusen

Klopp doesn’t get to finish his story!

It’s 3! Haha

That Salah offside was gorgeous but if there’s one thing I hate about VAR it’s that commentators MUST tell us every single time they check. You can hear them just itching to say it. Half the time the check has already been complete.

Koopy should have been 3-0!

Famous Spamfield atmosphere popped like the proverbial balloon

Lel

Give her the money you scruffs

Initiate Kloppage time

He says he is a few more weeks for recovery and that he’s running. Maybe we have him before end of season. Personally if no Euro on line then let him rest but otherwise let him go and destroy everything in his sight.

“I am Joelinton Cássio Apolinário de Lira and I am Newcastle United” ? ?

Lovely situation when 30% (if that) of the league are trying to control what 70% of the rest of the league can do re player recruitment, commercial growth and ultimately on field success. Wish they’d fucked off with the super league and we’d changed the locks whilst they were gone.

Semi-Auto offside Technology next season.

My friend, please. Joelinton makes everything better.

While we have Isak, Bruno and Gordon, players with technical skill and game intelligence, who regularly display moments of individual brilliance, they have Luke O’Nien. This is what constitutes being a “legend” up there. “You’ve been O’Nien’ed” ?. Did the same to Miley and tried to do it to Isak before he danced past him laughing his arse off at some league one journeyman trying to make a name for himself. https://x.com/liamrand4/status/1777810200889610422?s=46&t=DcLbGwd6hoDY9gGMy-ZgEw

2 starts, 8 subs apps. 1 assist, 0 goals. 3 yellows. 317 mins total for Frankfurt. Was not involved in last matchday squad due to injury. What a contribution. Njoy.

Mr Singla KC, representing Sports Direct said; “If Newcastle fans were unable to buy their kits at Sports Direct then they wouldn't buy other goods there either and "may never come back", with people "losing faith in the credibility" of the store. Oh no, how sad.. Anyway

Hello my friends, you are talking about me ? don’t worry Joelintoon is here to stay HWTL

Literally everyone in a stadium: that is a very good goal, no need to check it again, everything was fine. Only absolute weirdos would check that. VAR - OMG did you see that Howard Webb? Too right I did Mike Dean! Super VAR powers activated! Zoom in 1,000,000%, reduce playback speed x500. Make sure to keep replaying the same incident over and over and over, stopping and starting it to remove all context and to really let that illusory truth effect kick in. Literally everyone telling VAR to look at a player punching another player in the stomach VAR: want another scone Webby? Don’t mind if I do. Lovely day for it. Oh shit I think i’ve left the gas on Deano! I’ll be back in a min. Ok I’m back Deano, just a little explosion, check complete. Good process Webby.

Just seen the results. Get fkd Chelsea.

Carragher “just pass Mo!” Shut up. I don’t want to listen to a Liverpool cheerleader on paid subscription

Spurs v Forest still going ahead despite a stabbing which resulted in a death on a road near the stadium

Prob spat all over it

Dat big Steve energy

What the hell has happened to Ajax? 33 points off top, prob wont get CL, ensconced between Nijmegen and Go Ahead Eagles and signing washed Mackems (not many of them about I know).