Marquee Moon

Nowt but fresh air between Willock’s ears

Criminal if Elanga ends this game with 0 assists. He’s been excellent.

More than happy for these ex Bayern players to sour Nick's opinion on the club tbh

Dirty little leg sweep on Burn at the end there, you could break a players neck doing shit like that

Haaland back to being an unplayable freak this season. They’re gonna have to shelve their ‘whose the best striker in the league’ talking point.

Fair play to Salah getting that mega contract and immediately becoming washed.

Someone let Lahm know it took Big Nick 30 mins to prove more than Florian Turdz has so far.

Get fucked Chelsea

This is the happiest i've ever been about a month+ long injury. Reckon we should just assume ACL for every injury going forward, soften the blow.

He comes across really well in his interviews, seems like someone who'll be receptive to a good Howe-ing.

This Mosquera bloke is an absolute fanny

Can definitely see some shades of Kane in Woltemades link up play. Great debut so far.

Get the fuck in big man

Tremendous start

A signing we coulfn't afford not to make really, and he'll score goals. Not a fan of his behaviour to get here, but im a fickle cunt. With him getting his first big pay day this late in his career, theres a decent chnace we can shift him to Saudi at some point and make a good chunk back too.

Embarrassing if we capitulate without getting the fee we want or the replacement we want, whilst at the same time both Brentford and Wolves showing us what a backbone looks like. Really bad look for us.

Tino is absolutely class

3 goals overturned vs Chelsea in 3 games now. I've never seen the rule they used to rule out Eze's freekick applied before & this one they've just invented a foul.

These refs are absolutely spineless when they get sent over

Fraser brought it on himself pissing Eddie off for a 2nd time. How were Hendrick & Hayden treat badly? We continued to pay them good wages and found loan moves for them every year.

Thought he was nailed for Bayern, seems like a statement signing if true! Some interesting names in the 'similar players' section here: https://fbref.com/en/players/7ca196eb/Nick-Woltemade

Marseille. No Drogba this time you French cunts.

Doesn't feel that bad for us so far, all the teams in pot 1/2 are good

Strikers that don't have the balls to take a pen are wronguns

I’ll never forgive our owners if they let this rancid cunt wear a Liverpool shirt. Pure fucking scum.