Marquee Moon

Admittedly I give him a slight ‘Wolves are shite’ benefit of the doubt. But I’ve always been impressed when I’ve watched them, big target man with good link up play & always seems to get a shot through when he gets in the box. Not an Isak level talent by any means, but I think he’d work well with our wingers.

I’d love Strand-Larsen. Much rather we overpay for him (relative to what Wolves just signed him for) than Jackson.

Glad I’m not alone in finding these videos really cringe… Excited about the signing though, think he’ll thrive under Howe back in his natural CM spot.

City got this guy for £35m?

Decent point but feel’s like it would have been a comfy win if that scum cunt would do his job. We need to do everything possible to have Wissa available for 45mins next game.

We look good aside from the obvious. Wissa will fill his boots for us.

I’m a fan of Larsen like, good movement in the box & shoots well. He seemed to come into his own a bit more second half of the season when Cunha was unavailable.

Send the cunt to the desert on loan then flog him abroad next year. Under no circumstances should we give him his move to the dippers.

Ramsdale

Wissa’s guaranteed goals, so I’d rather we swing for the fences on this kid than sign Muani or Jackson.

Aye, I seem to recall ‘Stevie G’ finding a way back after they were burning his shirts in the street

Adding gift aid onto our transfers man

Liverpool would definitely gazump us even if he was open to the move. Should use him as a smokescreen & try to sign Van Hecke without any cartel involving themselves.

Bruno getting into it with every Argie he meets is hilarious man

Sell on % of the profit seems not a big deal tbh, if we're ever selling him for over 80m things will have gone very well for us. Does feel like we're being used to hurry man Utd along though.

Pope sweating seeing Ramsdale doing keepy uppies in his introduction video

Aye, I’m fine if we miss out on this guy and keep Isak another year. Im less fine if we miss out on him, sell Isak and panic buy Watkins.

Cartel media malfunctioning because Sesko going to Man U kills Liverpools Isak hopes. They don’t know what to say.

PIF should agree a massive contract with Darwin & then offer Liverpool £10m.

Really hope we hold strong, seems like the only sane response from the club at this point. Give the new sporting director a year to formulate a proper plan & put the feelers out to Madrid, Barca, PSG & Bayern about a move next summer, fuck Liverpool.

The club need to locate their spine & tell him he's not getting sold this summer and to get to fucking work. Selling - by far - your most important asset when you have no staff and no plan to reinvest it wisely. Disaster waiting to happen.

Have a bad feeling we’re gonna miss out on him & sell Isak to the scousers anyway. We seem absolutely lost.

Leipzig’s valuation should be of no consequence to us. If we want Wissa and Sesko to replace Isak then Liverpool should fund that or piss off.

It’s reassuring to see Gordon back playing like this. Long live the headband.

It's less about Wissa & more the fact this is the 15th player this window we've publically ballsed up trying to sign, with our best player sacking us off in the meantime. Im bedwetting, but we definitely look like idiots.