Pablo123

Happy Birthday, mate.

No, that was Bobbydazzla after he'd dropped his big bag of honk down the pisser.

I can't bring myself to watch it.

Thought he looked off. Aww, never mind.

Arne Slot stinks of tabs and frikandel.

How big are your tits, mate?

Hopefully he's just nipped in for a paper from the overpriced shop.

Eczema.

Don't seem to do a great deal with it, if that's the case.

Don't seem to do much with that ability. Haven't they only scored once in their last 8 from open play?

That's the way I seen it. We shot ourselves in the foot over and over again.

I honestly couldn't make out what was being said.

It's absolutely obscene.

Good on them, tbh. Shame it'll likely fall on deaf ears.

Just shy of 3k, I think.

They're proper weird little fuckers.

Troy Parrott seems to be having a good season in Holland.

I'd let him be a ball boy for the Sunderland match, but only if he wears the paper thin grey co-op tracksuit that they used to wear in all conditions. Would surely be a boost for the players.

They're such weird little nonces. Why would you even care?

I had to turn it off.

She looks like she'd have a really hairy, stinky clacker. One for Fak, I reckon.

I'm at central station now waiting for the cunts. Bit cold, like, if someone fancies dropping off a jumper off for me. Preferably stone island, so they know for a fact I'm not there to give them a guard of honour.

The beginning of a succulent Loki meal.