CallumG6

That Malmo/Copenhagen match is the shortest international away day in European football history (apparently!). 28km as the crow flies. Went over the Oresund bridge into Malmo when I was over in Copenhagen a few years back, will be a decent two-legged fixture that.

Andy Howe, probably…

Ramos would be a signing and a half.

If he no shows, we change our profile pics Wez.

Tuesday he's due back I think.

Anyone heard from the fat bald Youtube nonce yet on how we're breaking the Geneva convention keeping him here against his will and that Eddie should be tried at The Hague. If we keep him I can't wait to see him fucking melt into his chair.

Made the mistake of jumping onto the Liverpool subreddit. The mental gymnastics on show is truly astounding, even for them cunts.

I like your thinking Johnny!

At what point do I change my profile pic?

Liverpool keep peddling the line of “waiting for Newcastle to open the door” because they know they’ve deliberately unsettled a player through the media and are trying to save face by looking polite. They know exactly what they’re doing.

This prick and his agent are forgetting how contracts work. If he turned out shite after the contract was signed, we would have absolutely no right to bin him off and get him off the wage bill, similar to the Isaac Hayden situation. Unfortunately for him, he signed a contract that he is legally obliged to follow, toys out the pram or not. He needs to bin off, or at least get his agent out of Romano’s arse, and get his fucking head down. He’s got a contractual duty to Newcastle United.

£150m starting point is based on previous transfers (Coutinho being one back in 2017), the fact they've just bought an unproven player from Germany for £120m and the ridiculous inflation of the transfer market nowadays, Moses Caicedo was bought for £115m ffs. Any less than £150m up front, and a lot of the fanbase will be rightly very angry. Thought the Saudis were supposed to be cut throat?

£135m man, what a fucking joke.

Club have serious questions to answer if we sell him to the bin dippers for less than £150m up front. Toxic atmosphere needed on his return to SJP if he comes back with Liverpool, he's been quick to forget what we've done for him, let's forget quickly what he did for us.

£150m starting bid, and we might answer the phone. If not, fuck right off, and take that Italian, shit stirring cunt with you n'all.

Could be funny as fuck watching Isak stay and that fat, bald, Irish cunt short circuit when his dreams don’t come true.

Not worth listening to the woman-beating cunt. Forgotten more than he knows about football.

Isak wearing Liverpool red in all these tweets is absolutely fucking honking. Got a feeling this is going to drag on a while yet, hopefully Yassir has found his bollocks and will not move on anything proposed by Liverpool.

4d chess by the Saudis, reel Liverpool in with a Nunez offer, then whack £200m on the table for Isak and send them into meltdown. inhales another drag of copium

I'll never forget his equaliser against Norwich in the Championship, completely lost my shit. Then Gayle got the winner a minute or so later. Had no voice to celebrate it!

Always had a belting record with Yoann's.

pReSeNt ThEiR pRoJeCt!!! Fuck off, Romano.

We'll find out his motivation soon enough if Al-Hilal come in with £150m. If he turns them down, money isn't the motivator. If all of us fans are looking and talking about the mess that's going on upstairs, what effect does that have on the more ambitious members of the group. We've squandered a golden opportunity to build upon our most successful season in living memory, that failing lies at PIF's door for me.

PIF not catching anywhere near enough shade for all of this. We've absolutely no direction as a club, senior management all over the place, wrong people getting hired which in turn has lead to this situation with Isak. It's not all on them of course, Isak could have gone about this more amicably, but we wouldn't be in this predicament if we'd shown some ambition over the last few windows and sorted his contract situation out.

PSG can do us a solid and repay us for that shambolic penalty at the Parc des Princes. Give us £150m, fuck over the Scousers and we'll forgive you (maybe!).