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Looks like a friction scrape though. Perhaps he chinned someone with a beard. Perhaps a certain manager who's just tried to kill him and make it look like an accident!

I think he should have stuck with Ulrich personally. 'The name's Pinas. Ulrich Pinas.' sounds much better than 'The name's Pinas. Brian Pinas'.

Looks like he spent his caeer with various teams in the low countries. 100 games in the Dutch top division, 57 in the second and a season in the Belgian top league. https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/brian-pinas/profil/trainer/68337 Also, according to wikipedia his name is actually Ulrich Brian Pinas.

He can be our scott carson, albeit with less hair. Has been playing though it seems. Started for Birmingham in the Championship last couple of years.

Also, given he's played about 5 mins total, 'we haven't been playing well' basically means 'they haven't been playing well'. Wonder how that went down behind the scenes.

Pretty sure I read he was only going to leave for a team in Europe.

I've literally looked at wikipedia, and at the age of 19 Vidic was on loan in the Yugoslavian second division. This kid is playing Serbian first division at 18. He's the next Nesta. I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

I'm already seething at the thought of selling a raw youngster for Bruno money.

OMG yes! If Football Manager has taught me anything it's that a cheap young Serbian is an absolute banker.

Haven't watched him myself but Forest fans absolutely rave about him.

Perhaps it was done to scare the shit out of Anderson and get him to accept a lower contract if he renews!

£170 mil would be a lot of moolah. We could probably get Braithwaite and Calvert Lewin for that!

If you have top players the top teams are going to want to buy them. It's the circle of football. Every player has their price, what would people's prices be for Isak? Heard £120 million mentioned as a guess, that would make him the 3rd most expensive player of all time by £s. Any takers for that?

Gareth Southgate is probably poor at Uno due to his poor grasp of strategy. There, I said it.

It's gonna be like NFL playoffs where essentially everyone qualifies for them so we can all just spend the regular season worrying about fantasy football points.

I may have been drinking, though I guess technically point still stands!

I'd say Mainoo was decent and definitely better that Armstrong or Gallacher. I would start him going forward, though I suspect Wharton is actually the best pick but we haven't seen him.

French Jacobites in the 9 years war mutherfucka. England, scotland, dutchies, spain, savoy and the Holy Roman Empire, we took them frenchies down in only 9 years. Southgate wouldn't even have made a substitution by then, and even when he did he'd have put fucking conor gallacher in charge of the cavalry.

I fucking hate that. Palmer literally just ran straight into the defender deliberately.

25 mins to go in a dead rubber and the only sub made was to sub off the guy who was twice an unsuccessful sub for the guy who was twice an unsuccessful starter.

Just need someone down the left to get to the byline.

Harry Kane is a wonderful passer.

Don't worry, once we've scraped through against Turkey and Switzerland it'll be very exciting.

Thing is, what we've done so far hasn't worked. It's a dead rubber. Why not try something different and see if you catch lightning in a bottle?

Fuck me is football always this boring when Newcastle aren't playing?