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He'll score today. Guaranteed against these man.

😂🤣😅😆

Just for the lolz...

It's nee getting blown in the bogs but it's canny.

Well, when you put it like that. 🤢

Really disappointed no one has been able to post the video for everyone to see. You wouldn't get this on RTG.

Kind of signing we definitely need to make. Real statement of intent.

It must be just my generation then because all my mates are messaging how great we are until we concede or start to play poorly. It quickly turns into doom and gloom. I've had some class relegation messages man. Mental.

Not good enough...

Na, can't watch it. 🤨

Not doing that again. 😳

Post something I can actually watch you teasing fuckas.

Share?

Nothing new in this like. Always been complete shite when we lose and world beaters after a win. Been like that forever. I think just about every other fanbase is the same.

Telly is fucked....and the radio. 😆

Is Pep actively trying to lose tonight?

I swear if you just read the comments on here you'd be convinced we were losing 3-0.

I hope the poor lad isn't reading this. Finished before he's even got started. 😄

National Trust.

1 less decent player against us then. Lovely.

My heart pumps piss. 😆

If the likes of Salah and Gakpo weren't such selfish cunts then Isak might start scoring. They don't even look for him whereas everything we did was centred around getting the ball to him as quickly as possible. Having wingers whose first thought is to pick him out is a huge difference to what he can expect at Liverpool.

Eze has been excellent like. 3 fantastic finishes.

Wissa had his first big injury, so we dont know if he will ever get back to the player he was at Brentford. Just knowing our Newcastle luck, he might be the next De Jong 😥 Is that the same bad luck that's seen us qualify for the Champions League twice in the last 3 years and win a trophy? That luck? 🤦‍♂️

Tooooooo stressful man