KennyUtd

Not in the last 30 seconds

Is this what proper football looks like? Loving this.

What a pearler 👏👏👏

It's definitely turning out to be 1 of the worst transfer windows in the clubs history like. Nearly as bad as the Dave Beasant, John Robertson and Andy Thorn window after we sold Gazza. Absolutely tragic.

Fuck me, the lesser Bruno is a right prick like.

Aren’t your team playing mate?

He did. Also had a pic of him, Eddie and Tindall in a hot tub. Sipping Prosecco. He's dead to me now.

Here we go.

Incredible.

Saints beating City. Fuck me.

Hall, Barnes and Wolt for 25 minutes. Please Eddie 🙏

Slugs. Never eat the slugs.

Calling it Artemis III

Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that. Shit.

Arsenal know the chances will come. They don't have to bust a gut unfortunately. They'll get a second and coast through the game.

Flicking between us and the City game. Watching Southampton put in a shift and we look fucking tragic. Make it make sense.

I'd love to hear the pre-match clarion call like. Burn and Bruno trying to get them motivated and every other cunt with their head bowed mumbling shit. Bunch of spineless fucks.

Fuck sake. Can't last 10 minutes without conceding. We're so soft like. As weak as any Newcastle side in ages.

Take some tranqs and sleep through it.

Callum fucking Wilson you beauty 😂🤣😅😆

If we lose by 5 he's safe.

Laughing at the mackems getting humped. Step up Newcastle to ruin another weekend. Losing patience now I'm afraid. If we lose by 5 then he's just piling the pressure on himself.

My word, that starting 11. 😬😱😖

Fuck sake, I know there's always one but that 1 is usually a Sunderland fan. An absolutely atrocious comment that. I'd never speak to that person again if I knew them. Wanker.

Ha, didn't realise that. Mind changed. Spurs are screwed.