Bunk Moreland

Some people would be happier because they're only capable of experiencing joy if their piss is boiling

We'd probably have to pay Guehi money for him. Would not mind that at all

He was either going to have a worldie or a shocker today like

Could probably buy Minteh back from Brighton for that

Looks really good and would have no issue with him starting

Preferred watching last season's opener but it feels good to be able to win a game of that nature against shitters like that. Rather hilariously I think Diaz fucked them in the end because they looked up for it 11 v 11. Once we were down to 10 we scored and quite easily held on because they didn't have a plan for that.

Makes sense. Parish was being booed for lack of ambition by his own fans before Glasner came in. Clearly using this as an opportunity to endear himself to them again and paint himself as the big business baron

Rather bizarre given how quiet January gone was. Can't see why it would be any different next Jan

Absolutely nothing tbf, they value him as much as we value our best players. If we were selling one of our top players and negotiated in any way other than the way Palace are negotiating here people would be fuming

Even outside the context of FFP constraints £70m for him is not good business. For the first time in this deal I hope we walk away.

Times saying it's £65m exactly

Aye. At first it was obviously to spark a bidding war but now it's to make Parish look good to Palace fans. Tbf I'd want us to do the same if someone came in for one of our crown jewels

Yesterday by the Spanish version of FootballInsider, so not really

Surprised they didn't manage to get over £10m, he's looked lethal for them. Good business for Girona that

Could probably get Mbeumo for that or thereabouts

Black and white chevrons on the sleeves as well? Fuck me

Might even just be a case of offering £60m up front with no add-on structure

Was just about to ask if anyone else thought this. I was under the impression the same bid was rejected at the weekend

Aye, funny that Skysports are framing it as if he's been commenting on the transfer interest directly when in reality he was basically asked "are you focused on the weekend's game" and he's replied "yes" which you would want any professional footballer to say!

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11706/13196984/marc-guehi-transfer-crystal-palace-defender-insists-he-can-put-attention-to-one-side-amid-newcastle-interest The interview in full

Wasn't asked directly about the transfer interest and just said he's focusing on the game at the weekend. His personality and professionalism seems fantastic mind.