MagPar

I'm still happy we didn't sign Sesko, Wolf brings sooooo much more to the team than he would have.

Its also an anagram of 'nay woes' which seems rather contradictory.

This season is the last chance saloon for Osula to step up. He's going to have plenty of minutes with Wissa being out. He's definitely looked like an improved player but he needs to start banging them in or it's time to get rid and replace.

I did have a friend with benefits a couple of years ago but it never lasts. Ultimately one of you will inevitably want more, so I'm not going down that route again. If im still alive in 10-15 years I might be open to a female companion as there will be no pressure at that age for sex and marriage. Just a couple of oldies enjoying one another's companionship.

I'm almost 50 and antidepressants have destroyed my libido, so I have little to no interest in the opposite sex. I've been married and have had several other fairly long relationships that I couldn't wait to get out of, nobody comes close to my ex wife, even though she totally done me over in the end. 13 glorious years and then... it hurts to much to talk about. The thought of another bloody relationship scares me silly to be honest. "Football again ffs, can't we watch (insert tedious tv show)" "Let's have an early night" "Are you ready to meet my friends and family?" "Aren't you too old to be playing videogames?" "I'm ill, would you heat me up some soup and rub my feet please" "What's that dirge you're listening too? Put some Celine Dion on please" "You've been wearing the same clothes 3 days in a row" "Nag whine nag etc" Fuck that, I'll stay single thanks.

I dont listen to music on the radio, I stuck to my cd's of alternative rock so I've no idea what this joke means. I'm also happy to say that I couldn't name one single Taylor Swift song. I'll happily sing along to Nirvana, Oceansize, Soundgarden and Sonic Youth though. What a nightmare this is for the club and player. He acts like a knob to get his big move and suffers a bizarre injury straight away. We overpaid and it could end up costing us in the end with no European football next season. We might have to loosen the purse strings in January for yet another more than capable striker, and we all know how hard it is to sign someone decent in January. Let's just pray that Osula steps up and has a breakthrough season. I was always against signing an AFCON player for obvious reasons, but it is what it is. Also, Wissa has had an impeccable run of good fortune avoiding injuries,but it only takes one for it to become a recurring theme. Fingers crossed it doesn't though. On the plus side, I just saw my hero Andy Murray sink a great putt in the pissing rain at the Dunhill championship.

Perfect then, that'll do nicely. Won't happen though

Next season mate, fair dinkum.

He was a bit heavy with the in depth analysis of what I said😂. All I really meant was that Wissa is a proven EPL goal machine who I'd like to see play at the same time as Wolfman as I reckon they'd be a dynamic duo and a half. That would mean a change in the usual formation though unless we use Wissa as our Mo Salah if he can play more out wide. I don't fucking know, that's for Eddie to work out thankfully. Off topic,but who the shit is the earring bling dude on the tv with Martin O'Neil? What a state.

Elanga

Lovely goal that. Great play from Gordon and Osula.

I want nick and Wissa on the pitch at the same time. Wissa would score a truckload from all nick's little layoffs.

What happens when Wissa comes back? We know he can score goals but wolf is undropable for me, he brings so much more than goals to the team. Can Wissa replace Gordon? Keeping nick in the middle. It's a headache.

I thought it just deflected off him until half time slow mo. That was shimply shuper as Mr Bond would say.

Bournemouth 1-1 Fulham Leeds 0-2 Spurs (nominated game,dont know how to do bold) Arsenal 2-1 West Ham Man United 3-1 Sunderland Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool Villa 1-1 Burnley Everton 0-0 Palace Newcastle 2-0 Forest Wolves 1-1 Brighton Brentford 0-2 Man City

Is it too late to join up?

I hope not, even his writing stinks of piss.

Davie Moyes used to play for the Pars so I like any team he manages. I was actually at a game where he bulleted in a header for a 1-0 win against Dundee Utd.

How dare you call that cunt rat by his actual name. Shame on you.

Never saw that coming eh. Sickening.

Pope has been great but not even a perfunctory dive their. Saw it coming tbh.

His skill, first touch, and link up play more than make up for his lack of speed.

Hoooo Hoooooooo Hoooooooooooowllllllll Useless with his head, fuck right off.

Get it up ye pool. Good to see them on the other end of luck.

2 own goals by the same player in Man City game.