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My stream vanished for the last 5 minutes so I missed Tonali hitting the post.

Wonderful flick from the big man again.

Some lovely touches, a debut bullet header and he's perfect for flicking on those long throw ins.

A pretty lady with beautiful eyes,making full eye contact with you as you ejaculate into her open mouth. That's better.

Bad with his head some said. Fucking bullet header.

Hoooooooooowwwwwwllllll Goan big wolf 🐺

Get yourself to Specsavers.

Nice wolf,knock his head off. Some good touches so far.

That shit was all over him,not even a foul ffs.

Nothing has been confirmed as of yet. Keep your fingers crossed 🤞.

Don't be surprised if he flatters to deceive for a while. It can be a very difficult transition from a foreign league to the EPL. He might bang in a double on his debut, but please don't jump on the lad if he takes a while to bed in.

Dear oh dear.

I was eating a banana when I clicked on that hidden picture. Lesson learned.

Scotland were amazing tonight, world class performance. I'm kidding, we were even duller than England. Does 2nd qualify automatically or is it play-offs? It'll be a real challenge to finish 2nd though. Still, a wee chance at least.

How on earth did that find it's way in? It was almost like a pass that everyone ignored 🙁. Sweden beaten by giants of er, Kosovo.

I'm not confident Liverpool will get him either tbh. By seeing out his contract he's opened up his world to all the big teams. It's a dice roll now I think. Definitely not Newcastle unfortunately, but Liverpool or Spain, PSG, Bayern. I wouldn't be confident placing a bet on his next team.

Read the post above you. That's what you should have said 😏.

Liverpool 1 Newcastle 0 Cunts.

Cheers 😃. I didn't see much because of the tennis final but any time I had it on he didn't get a touch, and now I see he's been subbed so I'm guessing he didn't do much? Full time tennis now. I'm a huge fan of Alcaraz's style of play and can't stand Sinner, so he's guaranteed to lose to that lanky German speaking "Italian"😔.

We paid another 10 million to have him available for the Club World Cup.......oh wait, that was another stupid team from a foreign country.

I hope he plays, any player except maybe the keeper could be used as a scapegoat. Ideally from tonight's game, I'd love big Nick to score a worldy hattrick, but for Northern Ireland to ultimately win 4-3. I like all the home nations (of sorts) to do well. Except for England (sorry chaps).

Absolutely zero resemblance.

I can't remember, was Rudi Voller the spitter, or was he spat on?

I've no idea. His looks make him stand out, which does not make sense for a serial killer. Serial killers generally look ordinary, they blend in to society to hide in plain sight. A porn star joke would be more sensible.

Fixed it.