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I watched the whole match. Not one German player got pass marks except for the keeper who kept the score down. You couldn't judge any player on that overall team performance. I'm proud to have big Nick on our team, I'll reserve judgement for some point in the future AFTER he's had a chance to show us what he can do. I hope proves all the naysayers wrong. Hoooo....hoooo.....hoooooowwwlllllllll 🐺

At least Liverpool fans cant laugh at us,as Wirtz has been nonexistent too. Just a German side that are sooooooo not playing well.

Middlesbrough fans pure fapping like mad.

That, is the correct fucking attitude.

I refuse to judge a player on one game, or while he's playing in a very average looking German side. He does have a lot of pressure on him.

Sign him in January and grab that 30 million for Osula?

Former pop star.

To be fair, in one of his videos I saw him score a brilliant header.

The German defence is a bit like a Liverpool lassies vagina. Loose, pretty easy to penetrate, hairy and sweaty.

Hasn't the 'rigged firestick' reached Newcastle yet?

3 minutes played and he's done fuck all, what a waste of money 😉. I hadn't even thought about the defensive benefits he brings to the team. Pretty handy having 🐺 in the box for opposition corners. Mone the Wolf, hooo...hoooo......hoooooooowl.

I think Wissa will start early too due to his experience. Eddie will be choking to get the Wolf integrated though. I just hope our fans have the patience to let the guy get used to the league. You don't pay that much money for a bench warmer, I'd love if they played together. I'm not optimistic though. Why not play 4-4-2 against the teams we're 'expected' to beat, and be a bit more conservative against the big boys. Ps good luck tonight Wolfy 🐺

They showed a clip of him scoring a fairly bog standard training ground goal at the Shveeden camp, they even felt it merited a second look. IT WAS FUCK ALL TO LOOK AT YOU SKY SPERM DISPOSAL UNITS.

I'm sure there's a cream for that.

If it means we can spend more,my football morals go out the window.

We could always try and scout another young cheap striker with potential and then let Osula go for a tidy profit in January or next summer. I think he'll definitely be away next summer if he doesn't have some kind of breakthrough, which won't be easy considering the other 2 we brought in.

Unless these hindering financial rules change we're always going to del-boying it, with small incremental changes during each window. Until then, we'll never be able to spend as freely as we could in the way the cartel clubs do. We (and other clubs) are being held back in an unfair way, that shit needs to change.

They did sign him did they not?

Why would anyone ask an unhygienic vagrant for a smoke? That's just a disease waiting to happen. Just buy a pack ya fanny, and give the poor vagrant some money. Bowyer really was an embarrassment of a player,and of the worst to wear the black n white. Newcastle's very own George O'Boyle* *Dunfermline's very own Isak style legend turned rat that ended up getting caught with cocaine and eventually got a job shelf stocking at Tesco, true story. We also had another cunt that downed tools, fucked off and ended up getting banned from playing for 3 years by FIFA. A high ratio of simpletons play football .

Just watch some YouTube vids,he looks like the real deal. Great feet for a big man, scores different kinds of goals (one of them he skins 3 players from about 80 yards), links up well, isn't greedy, good head. Likes the ball getting played into his feet, inventive. Oooh, it's a big list of cream cakes and I am inherently excited. He's also a German with a sense of humour that loves his mum n dad, what's not to like?

They'll pay double what we paid for him summer 28. Or he'll be shite and not adapt to the EPL whatsoever. However, I think he's gonna be

Please dont tease us with juicy gossip stories only to reveal nothing.

Fuck him then, I love Alexander Isak.

I am, I'm well known for giving candy to young children walking about on their own. I'm that nice.