MagPar

A bit late with the belated pr exercise you rat. I hope Cuntypool enjoy watching all your 'world class' 2 yard tap ins. He's not even good at being a sociopath, a proper intelligent sociopath would have released a sympathetic goodbye video yesterday. I can't wait until the fuzz find out what goes on in that secret dungeon of his. Fucking sicko,sitting about his minimalistic house, naked, wanking off to episodes of Dexter and The Following. I wish that Bruno fucking wrecks you,but I wouldn't be surprised if he had a 'slight niggle' that ruled him out of our first encounter. I hate that football (and shitty successful rock bands like Nickleback and Bush) brings out a nasty side of me as I'm actually a perfectly affable person that in general, wants everybody to be happy and content.

I'd love to see that, it would only put him even higher up on the cunt ladder*. *He's already at the top so they'd have to build an extension.

The one I watched on YouTube was 8 minutes long and a really good listen.

Come on, player power n all that. If he wanted to come here he'd be here.

I found the wolf interview. I'll be honest by saying that I had a wee tear in my eye because he brought his parents. That's just lovely. I've wished I'd been put up for adoption from an early age (I'll say no more) so I'm always happy (and a tiny bit jealous) to see people close to their parents. I think I love him already.

The video above worked. Is there a Wolf interview? I'll go and have a look on YouTube.

Looks like he's been caught pissing on the wall. His interview video doesn't work for me,it plays for 5 seconds then blanks out.

He reminds me of one of my favourite actors,the late,great Michael Kenneth Williams. Rest in peace Omar Little.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggh, the cunt is on the radio jizzing it up. Fuck off.

The first goal i saw in his highlights video was the scissors kick. Great movement and link up play. Him and The Wolf

Hard luck Mr Trafford, you made the wrong choice there son. Enjoy your few cup appearances.

So happy that he's gonna wear the number 9 shirt instead of some obscure number. I've just watched a video of his goals and he's scored some crackers. Chuffed to bits. Fuck off and choke on your gimp's dirty dick Isak.

I'm already home.

BOOM. DEAL DONE.

I pray that I never accidentally spill your pint.

Better than ratface.

Dunfermline have signed a giant Ghanaian defender (I've no chance of spelling his name) on a 3 year deal. Great news as we've looked shonky at the back. We also signed a Peruvian striker last week. We just call him Paddy Peru. SPL here we come.

Glassner will be off to Leverkusen.

Sounds like there is only a diminutive chance that we'll need to buy laxatives or sore bum cream. He's in the building getting pics done and whatnot. Should be fine.

Shame for the lad and the financials. Eddie clearly not convinced that Gordon can play as striker. 30 million would have been sweet and would have given the kid a chance to improve,a chance he won't get here unless something horrible happens. Or maybe they dont think the Wissa deal will go through in time ?

The downside of having a torture/rape dungeon.

Guehi not set in stone just yet as their replacement has buggered off to West Am innit.

Spurs signed that PSG striker a lot of folk on here were after. Fuck knows what his name is.

But he did start training with the first team again, so kudos for that. Israt was just 100% cunt all the way. From Real Sociopath to Psychopool. He'll need to find new 'discreet' contractors to build him a new torture dungeon. Sick fuck.