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Its comedian Rob Brydon beside him. I hope he does the man in the box.

I always thought he had his heart set on 'them' ?

We were never getting Guehi

Can we all admit now that he scored a lot of unmissable tap ins?

Happy to see I'm not the only one that regularly types thar instead of that. Stupid tiny phone keyboards.

I saw The Wolf beat 3 players from 80 yards and bang it in. Why is Rob Brydon on Sky Sports? Partridge totally slating The Wolf, what the fuck does he know? He's admitted to knowing nothing about him. I've got a great feeling about him, and Wissa will score double figures too. As a Scottish man (with some English blood*) it's a massive noooooo to Shankland. He's pants. I'm desperate for one more sneaky signing, especially after the headless chicken 30 million. A nice creative midfielder please. *English blood perhaps,but I'd off myself if they won a major tournament.

Just 130 though? Im hearing something about loyalty payment that brings the fee up more?

Im just up (not feeling well),so will some lovely person catch me up please. We've caved at 130? Osula leaving? Wissa coming? What if Wissa fails medical? We'll be back to one striker. Ma heeds aw muddy.

Palace game or Carloz Alcaraz,the Spanish tennis magician. No contest for me.

I think we got The Wolf just in time.

No need for shame lad, I was cheering Arsenal on to win. I don't like them but my hatred for Liverpool is all consuming.

Im sure the match isn't as dull as the old firm game. That was mince.

If he doesn't, can we get FIFA & EUFA involved. Surely if he's ignoring his contract,he shouldn't be allowed to play for Shweedun?

Sorloth still going fairly cheap. 2 EPL teams apparently chasing Sevilla striker Dodi, maybe we're one of them. Or Brentford/Wolves replacement????? Its all a fucking mystery.

Definitely need a striker, but if we get one its almost guaranteed that Isak says sorry and comes back into the team. We someone more creative behind the striker/s, a creamy velvet player that can thread a ball through a needle hole.

I'm trying to work out that scene. I think it's George stressing out over his blue balls.

Really? That's nuts, he's got about another 20 years on his contract 😳.

Get shot of him,get Vardy for a year and a Wilson replacement. Its not going to happen for him here.

It's too early in his Newcastle career to criticise so I won't. We desperately need some creativity behind the strikers though. No idea how that works with the way Eddie plays though.

Do you honestly believe he will have watched any of our games apart from the Scumpool game?

I'm sure he's on the sociopathic spectrum, I've never taken to him,even when he's winning us matches. There is definitely something a bit off about him.

As long as we get another couple of wonder signings, he can fuck off. I'd still rather he put in a transfer request though,it doesn't seem right that he gets off scot free.

I dont think Chelsea would fuck about. They'd go right in with 150 (maybe even add ons) and we could rid ourselves of this turd.

Well that's a bummer and a cunt rolled into one.