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Is he legible to play today?

Just call him the wolf.

Rubbing his bald head as he reaches climax. Enjoy your lunch.

I love him already. Never felt that for Isnake.

He's a deep fried mars bar make no mistake. Lush.

Unfortunately we can't dictate where Isak goes, except the stands of course.

Him and Wissa are too expensive now. 35-40 max on another striker. Sorloth still available as are plenty others are reasonable prices, just not in England. Why not steal that Beer guy Brentford are after.

Our new number 9?

Fuck Harvey fucking Elliot for fuck sake.

I watched a couple of youtube videos and he scores plenty of screamers.

I love it. I want to see the Jannik Sinner one again but cant find it. Sinner is the Liverpool of tennis.

That cant be true. Chelsea want him. We can't beat them. Or can we 🤔 .

He looks velvety, why do Inter want shot of him I wonder 🤔

Surely to fuck he's scored at least one goal with that 'thing'. His knob must be legendary.

They're just jealous that we got a better striker for less money and probably still wont sell them Isak for less than the asking price.

Got to disagree bud. Penis sleeves are a wonderful thing. It never wants to cuddle and doesn't nag when you watch to much television. If you'd compared him to a penis sleeve with barbed wire inside, I would have fully endorsed you.

I like him and rate him but I would love a pure velvet player like Paqueta.

Talkshit are bigging him up as the next Man Utd manager. CUUUUUNTS

Not a sniff off this on SKY. Good, keep it that way until he's signed. I spoke too soon.

Mainoo Mainoo Mainoo Please Or Paqueta

Yeah,he doesn't fall down when touched.

Think Wissa’s too expensive unless we've changed our minds about pissing Isak and Cuntypool off.

This means nothing to me,Bayern have helicopters and teleportation devices.

Fucking AFCON again.

Until it's official, I'll be waiting on Bayern to snap him up. No sleep for me tonight.