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He will still get champions league football at spurs. I think he'd choose them because everyone is against us.

The cartel fuck us again. Thanks Spurs. Which of them are left to fuck us? Man City and arsenal haven't hijacked anything yet.

I was thinking the same thing. 90 million, aye ok mate,pill time.

That woman is doing my nut in and this is all going nowhere. He said she said tedium. Time to do something else with my time. Hoovering and an audiobook that I'm currently loving.

Saw lots of Newcastle fans getting interviewed there on Sky. My favourite was the last one, the young guy with the blue hoodie. I liked him, well spoken and said it how it is about upsetting the fans. Preach brother.

Just Gordon for the month of AFCON.

The price is 150 million, after we find 2 strikers. Good day to you sir.

No offence, but is there a bleaker sounding team than Grim-sby? Depressionville Athletic, Miseryland. I do wish your club all the best though.

Gammon, it's Dunfermline's shirt sponsors. Thanks for the money guys.

The guy at the ground seemed clued up, it was the daft woman in the studio with her fucking cauldron stuck up her arse.

Sky still dont get it do they? If we sign Wissa, it's as a replacement for Wilson, it changes nothing regarding Isak. Tubes.

What an accusation to make about our midfielders. Fuck him. Next Tuesday is either going to a great day or one of the worst in recent years.

Of course they are, 50 million at least i reckon, regardless of age. I really hope we're still looking at other strikers. We've saved money in other positions so just give them what they want if Eddie really wants him.

Woo hoo an extra 5 million. That'll get the same exact response, and they still want a replacement first. Just offer them 50 million ffs so they at least consider it. We're bloody desperate here. Time for the Vardy light i reckon. Or the Nkuku light, or the Greenwood light* *im kidding.

Maybe dont put your signature on a 6 year contract if you don't understand how legally binding it is you undereducated buffoon. Maybe now he's got it through his thick head that it's not going to happen. If he has just one decent advisor, they'll tell him to play against Liverpool to get the Newcastle fans back on side as he's stuck here for at least one more season. It's a get out of jail card. Monday is going to be an absolute firepit. Hopefully we dont get pumped.

Time for Eddie to go full Darth Vadar on the cunt.

What do you type into the GIF box?

It really is looking incredibly bleak compared to 2 months ago.

If he wanted to get the fans back onside he would start and bang in a hatrick against Liverpool.

I'd say there is less than a 1% chance he plays against Liverpool. If he was a real man though,he'd 100% be playing against them. As we've seen though, he's not.

It says to me that they have spoken to him but didn't make any promises (if we get a proper valuation offer and a replacement player then you can go. The team he wants to play for blatantly bought our main target right out from under our feet so maybe blame them, and the other cartel clubs for hoovering up all the other top echelon strikers. It hasn't happened Alex so you're staying here unfortunately. Hopefully you grow the fuck up and start playing again and we'll see what happens next year. End of story. We still don't know if we need 1 or 2 strikers (if he sticks to his guns by not playing).

What do you type in to get that pic?

I haven't eaten anything in 2 days, not because of this I$ak stuff but it doesn't help with my appetite. I need my swearing parrot video.

I hope you're right but we are knee deep in the shit striker wise. It's just a horrible predicament to be in.