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Bayern wanted him on loan but Chelski said no. Journalist clutching at straws linking him with us.

Oops, so he has. Amateur scouting here.

Yeah i think hes an attacking midfielder but he scored 15 in 29 last year,hence my confusion. I'll give you Riccardo Orsolini of Bologna for around 30 million. Or spunk a shitload of money on Marcus Thuram.

Swede manager on way to media duties.

Emmanuel Emegha of Strasbourg has a market value of 30 million ish. He's been quite prolific in the past few seasons. That's just one random name, there are literally loads out there. Ayoze Perez has been banging them in the past couple of years, homecoming? Oihan Sancet for 60 million? Jonathan Burkardt for 40 million from Mainz. There are options out there.

Having him slip through the scouting net is beyond frustrating.

There are plenty of other strikers I'd take before giving Chelsea 90 million.

I watched the highlights, all I can say is big whoop.

Nope

Yes I think you are in the minority regarding budget Haaland.

That's not very nice to think about.

Nah, they'd only be great here because of our excellent coaching team. You're gonna be shite if Eddie and co ain't training you.

15 is far to young to legally be sexually active. I think it should be changed over here to 18 (or 40 in the case of my daughter).

Didn't Gyokores not play for Brighton under 23s? I remember him banging them in for Coventry but in a lower league. I personally don't see him or Sesko reaching the highs expected from them.

That's not realistically going to happen.

Maybe just a wee raise so Isak can feel like he's saved a bit of face. You've got to remember that we're dealing with a spoiled man-baby. So, a wee raise, get him back in the team with an agreement that he can leave next summer if someone meets our asking price. We save money on buying another striker other than Wissa then we can maybe get another cm in and maybe one more. Saying that about Wissa though, we've saved money with the signings we've made not being the super expensive ones we originally wanted so maybe........try for Samu instead? Younger, sell on value, and he's a fucking beast.

Thought as much but it cheered me up a bit whilst watching Bob Macintyre royally fuck up a 4 shot lead in the golf.

He's definitely not for sale for just over 100 million. If he has to go to Dontletthemwatchyourkidspool then it's 150 or fuck off, and dont expect to get paid for doing fuck all. In fact, you can iron your suit because you'll be getting a visit from our lawyers (not lawyer, a fucking team of the cunts).

Givemesport is a name I'm unfamiliar with but they claim we're going to try for........drum roll.........Fucking Samu. I hope they're right. I'd still keep Isak though, just to piss him and Peadopool off.

We can all agree that he's underpaid but that's no excuse for his actions. Put in an official transfer request and continue to train and play as is stated in his contract. It's not like he's on minimum wage.

Another name, Nkuku? Bayern wanted him so he can't be dreadful.

We could easily have signed them both. Still plenty left to choose from though, that's just a wee list I knocked up in ten minutes. I'm sure the scouts will have a vastly superior list.

We played celtic on the 19th of July. It was after that he 'wanted to explore his options'. The window opened on June 1st, he should have made his intentions clear then or preferably before so we knew what we needed by the time the window opened.

We need Wissa and another striker even if we dont sell Isak. He's not going to play or so he said.