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'Isak doesn't love you Isak doesn't love Na na na, na na na'. (To the tune of 'what the fucking hell was that') Alex Isak Alex Isak Isak wants to play for us Isak wants to play for us Where's your Isak gone? (Where's your Isak gone?) You only sing when Isak plays Sing when Isak plays. My TV volume will be turned down.

The players we've got in have ended up much cheaper than who we originally wanted so surely there is scope to add more signings and bulk the squad size further.

Who is BEK? And what's all this about Matt Tagetts (spelling error) wages?

No chance. If we put in a bid it would force the bin bag rakers to buy him a year early.

It's fairly common in Fife,let's just leave it at that

In parts of Scotland, particularly in Fife, the term "Di" or "Dey" (pronounced "dee") is a colloquial term used to refer to a grandfather. The term is also used in other areas of Scotland, sometimes with slight variations in spelling like "Dey". It's a dialectal variation, and not universally used across all of Scotland. Elaboration: Regional Usage:While "Di" is commonly associated with Fife, it's also used in other areas, highlighting the diversity of Scottish dialects. I pronounce it as di as in dice. My wee boy and wee girl call their grandad Di too.

Nobody abroad has the money this summer unfortunately.

That's what I've been saying. I dont care if it costs us money, we can't be made to look like chumps by selling him to Stinkypool. If he doesn't want to play for us then he doesn't get paid. And none of this 'I've gotta slight niggle in my back so I can't play, ouchy wouchy' all season to con us into paying him. If your leg ain't broke, you're fucking playing you ponsy little snake weasel.

Some goal from Richarlson.

You don't know my mother and what she put me through as a child. Trust me, she deserves no respect whatsoever. How child services never got involved will forever be a mystery.

Not a great game to watch. We need to sort out this Isak pish. Make it known that he wont be sold but with an apology can work his way back into our team, his team, the team he still has a 3 year contract with. He can leave next year,just hopefully more teams than Stillusingcoalpool are interested. Make him aware that we are more than willing to let him train on his own if that's what he wants but he's 100% not getting sold this summer.

Nope,but thanks for trying. I take pride that I know im not a creepy weirdo. I am a nerd though, with my Game of Thrones pop up books, figurines of gaming and film icons, and every tee I wear is a reference to something geeky (I'm currently wearing a Metal Gear Solid t-shirt). A proud geeky Keith with outstanding taste in music,film,books, games etc. Right, back to football, surely a rumour today.

This is about Wrexham, I created a thread but it vanished, can I ask why? Have I broke a rule? Is this as far as it goes? Championship mid table mediocrity or yoyoing between the Championship and league 1? Deadpool and IOSIP money can only get you so far. Maybe Ryan could convince Marvel to sponsor them because they need big money from somewhere. Any thoughts or interest in the Wrexham story or should I let it go? Ryan and Rob have definitely taken it seriously and they genuinely seem to care about rejuvenating the city, not just the team. They've definitely missed a trick by not having Charlie Day in his blue suit as their mascot. It's been a fun ride so far and I don't want it to end. From hearing them not have a clue about promotion and relegation to hearing Rob scream 'that's never fucking offside ref' has been a joy to behold. I get that other fans will whinge about Hollywood money but boo hoo, that's life. I've supported a wee team my whole life and I dont begrudge them their success. I'd be over the moon if Danny De Vito and Wolverine wanted to transfer 'the sleeping giant' that is Dunfermline. Saying that, I'm currently happy with our new ambitious owner. Ps I've also loved Newcastle since I was a slip of a lad. (A wee bit of English blood in me allows me to have 2 teams). Both play in near identical strips too.

Derby v Coventry sounds like a cracker 3-4 so far.

I can't see where a goal is coming from. Either a penalty or an own goal.

At least you can do things with Kenneth, Ken, kenny. Nothing can be done with Keith. Keith'les has got no teethles, that's a gem from my pre-teeth days. Fuck you parents.

Prime example, the man screams nonce.

I always wanted to change my name to either Kenneth (after my uncle) or Kevin, because I've always hated my name, Keith. Its a horrible name, I can only think of 2 cool people called Keith (Moon and Richards). Looking for a name on a tv show where a character is a rapist or a peado, they call him Keith. Looking for a nerdy, weird friend, Keith wins again. My snake of a mother said that fairies whispered the name into her ear,daft cow. I even tried to get people to call me my middle name George, because I like that and it was my Dy's name, and I fucking worshipped that man. Dy is Scottish for grandfather but I'm unsure of the spelling.

No, he's been asked a question and answered it stupidly. Liverpool DO NOT need any more strikers. They've already got salad, quackpo, cheesya, ekititotekitik and ben boak, with a bunch of goalscoring midfielders too. I think that's more than enough. That cunt shouldn't be on Sky anyway. If my feeble mind can clearly remember his disgusting spitting incident then millions of others will too. He's just below Jimmy Saville on the cretinous scum ladder.

I'm never surprised by anything that spits out of carragahz mouth. 2 fucking strikers! How many do you need ? They've got salad and etikekeikiet and chiesa and that's just 3.

Id love to get samu but not sell isak. Let him rot for a year then he can fuck off,hopefully with a generial disease. I'll happily take Osula as our only striker if it means that Isak doesn't get his way. I'm that spiteful about it all now. Fuck Isak and fuck jizzpool.

Not the best things for the fans though. Constant ridicule, that prick kissing the Sludgepool badge. Our team struggling and losing face. Fuck that.

That made me physically ill 🤒.

Yippee springs to mind .

What a jammy ricochet for the goal.