MagPar

Loud rock and sacks of benzos is the way to go. Maybe we're kindred spirits. Or your a techno loving smackhead.

Slot might be the luckiest manager ever. Inherits a fabulous squad and gets hundreds of millions to spend. I hope they struggle.

Kalimeundo ain't on the Rennes team sheet. To Nottingham he goes. Bugger. Hope he turns out to be shite.

Could be a hit or a miss that one. We're in desperate need of an experienced striker or two. Hopefully this character will supply the chances.

Osula needs to start showing what he's about or get him booted. None of this loan him out shite, unless we sign another striker to add to Wissa and Isak who's going nowhere this summer.

You've missed Isak, he's going nowhere this summer. Just look at how the stars are aligning. Only a Meatsuckingpool supporter would read them wrong. The cheap binoculars won't help them much either.

How is it unreasonable to ask for such an amount? He's worth more than that imo. The market dictates the price and there are how many world class strikers available? One.

Me too on Kalimeundo, he's mint.

I'll tell you a wee story. My grandma received fertility treatment to stop popping out kids. A year or two later my mother popped out. Then 16 years and 4 months later I popped out. This makes me an anomaly, a freak of nature. I should never have been born and this is made obvious by the way I am, socially awkward, overly emotional and not liking being in my own skin. My mother should have aborted me or at the very least put me up for adoption. She only had me to try and hang onto an uninterested father (didn't work lol) and not have to work. She more than made it obvious that I wasnt wanted. She even once said to me that she wished she'd put me up for adoption. I was maybe 7 or 8 at the time she said that. I got away from her as quick as possible but fate laughs at me once more by placing me in a flat directly across the road from her. Life is funny 😁.

How the hell is this Dango worth 40 odd million? Football is insane.

Fair enough lad. Good point.

I'll say it. He needs moved on and replaced.

Shame. Even though I hate them I still wanted them to go through. Crazy amount of games to reach the group stage.

Does anybody else think we still need another midfielder to further bulk the squad up? 20million for McAtee,bargain.

Kalimeundo, he'd tear this league up with decent service. I'd take Mcetee too even though i can't be arsed spelling his name rite. Its not as if we couldn't use another midfielder.

Even if prickpuss stays, I'd still like another low budget striker in case of injuries and AFCON.

Because he's dead to me. Saying that, it's not his fault that we don't want him.

Forest getting it done. I'm gutted about one of their potential signings. I wont say his name, fuckers dead to me. He's better and cheaper than Wissa though.

His only way out of this hole is to have an official press conference and admit that he's handled it all wrong and wholeheartedly apologise to the owners, the fans, the manager and everyone else right down to the tea lady. I dont think the owner is going to cave, so Isak needs to accept that he's stuck here at this horrible club and he's going to have to grovel and beg for forgiveness. He also needs to part company with his agent. Don't blame the agent though, the agent hasn't forced him to act like a cock. Take full responsibility, say sorry, cry your eyes out and promise to play the best of his career. Only then can there be a semblance of forgiveness.

Scrapes remaining semolina into waste disposal.

And now they play again in the final to make the league stage.

Why dont you do your fucking job.

Linfield and Shamrock go through, which is good.

Is there a link to this interview? I'd love to see it.

Please, watch from 2 minutes 20 seconds for a wonderful goal from one of our young defenders. The second goal while not as good was scored by his brother (the kid with the mad plastic glasses). Their dad Andy was a Pars legend too. It'll only take 30 seconds of your time and it's worth it.