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That hibs goal has to be seen,its extraordinary. The keeper though.........oops.

Someone call mensa.

I'd get Kalimeundo before forest snap him up. He's class.

My bad.

Pope will stay in goals and Park will be on the bench. Thiaw won't start,its too soon. Who's Hitler?

Hibs keeper with not one,but 2 absolute howlers. 2-2 overall.

I've never seen them due to the social anxiety thing, but I have seen Glasvegas who were great, and Death Cab for Cutie* (a seattle band who aint to popular over here) who were amazing. My son was in the exes belly at that one. *check out the albums Transatlanticism and Plans. Just well written melodic guitar pop, nothing grungy about them.

Wish I'd never wrote that but it felt good getting off my chest, it's not something I could say to anybody face to face. Thanks for not mocking me.

Yeah, thanks for that.

I know you wish me the best but my idea of luck differs from yours. This is anonymous so I'll just say it. My ex wife has poisoned the minds of the only 2 people that bring me joy, so I haven't seen them for almost 5 years and it's finally taken its toll on me. She has them thinking im a junkie that injects heroin and snorts coke. In reality though, I'm an addict (in recovery) of valium. I only take it because I have severe anxiety, specifically social anxiety. Can you imagine being scared to leave the house, go to the shops, cut the grass or make small talk? All that shit is a nightmare for me, valium makes me feel normal, sociable etc. I've tried everything else, therapy, acupuncture, breathing techniques and hypnosis etc. I also never took enough to get high, just enough to calm me down, and never around the kids. The kids worked in the same way as valium, must be something to do with love and pride. Hardly a fucking junkie though. Bitch, I was good at being a dad and those little toerags loved me as much as I loved them. So, back to football. Ps thanks for letting me rant.

I know i know, I'm tiresome and deluded. Good news though, I've got an ECG on Monday due to excruciating chest pains and 33 years of smoking. So with any luck, I'm fucked. Keep your fingers crossed that things go my way.

Forest are after Kalimeundo so you'll get to see if he's good or shite. Just sign a striker Newcastle ffs. Wissa is too complicated as we'd have to wait for his club to find a replacement. Gordon upfront against Villa, praise the lord.

Wissa doesn't excite me. Give me Kalimuendo or Emmanuel Emegha or Vangelis Pavlidis or somebody else on my list of exciting foreign league strikers.

I'm allowed to dream am I not. As long as he leaves the EPL I couldn't give 2 hoots where he goes. 50 million and Kane? I don't think Kane would come to us anyway. London snob.

Nope, I fucking hate him. His attitude and actions have been nothing less than deplorable and disrespectful to the manager, the club and the thousands of fans that adore him. I feel a bit like when Kurt Cobain died, obviously I didn't hate him for what he (allegedly) did, but the pain and disappointment I feel is very close to how I felt then, fuck, I still feel it. Miss you,you troubled beautiful genius.

Madrid, Bayern and Barcelona. We could easily get 175-225. Isak is literally the best striker around that hasn't just signed for a big club. Fair enough he's got 3 years left for us but he wants an even bigger club and the only one around now is a bunch of cunts WE SIMPLY CAN'T SELL TOO. I dont want him anywhere near the EPL when he leaves.

The problem there is all the big clubs are skint this summer. Keep him for a year then hopefully they'll all be rich again so we can get a bidding war. We could get a crazy fee if that happens.

Are you another Pearl Jam fan? I've got the stickman tattoo on my left arm. Have you spoken to PearlJam10? That's 3 of us now, unless in wrong about your name.

No no fucking no, we're not selling him to them for any price. Get that through your head. We are trying to be a big club, not a weasely meek team that caves in to the cartel.

Maybe Isak is terrified of the man and that's why he's not speaking out. "Alright son, listen, and listen fucking good. I'm putting it out their that you'll never play for Newcastle again. If you even think of contradicting me, you'll never play football again. I mean, how could you with 2 broken kneecaps, Kapeesh?" Isak " o gulp k" "Now clean up that puddle of piss you little wimp, then make me a cheese n ham toastie while I call a couple of hookers for myself. You stay in your room playing Tetris with your headphones on while I....ha ha ha..have some fun" Sounds feasible.

We'd both win on psr?

Nah, you carry on mate. No skin off my back.

Just because

Stop going on about a guy who wouldn't come to us in a month of Sundays.

Spurs don't have a world class striker,and we might keep isak. That's an Osula joke BTW.