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Yeah baby.

That's what I meant, we should go for him, Brentford can keep Wissa.

Loan him out to us with an option to buy?

Ok then, buy buy buy,then cry as he signs for Linbredpool..

It screams Noooooooooo to me. Sorry Jacob, you're a fine player but you're made of glass.

Yeah. Not that I think he'd swap sunny Spain for...dreak* Newcastle. *Scottish for grey and rainy.

Hoijland, fuck no no no no no. Unless he's just suffering the Man Utd striker curse. He'd be an expensive fucking risk though. Kalimeundo, check him out.

Kalimeundo is 23, scored 17 in 30 and is valued at around 30 million, plus no AFCON.

Is it just me that sees Ramsey as an uninspired signing? Have we tried for Connor?

I'd rule out any player that could dissappear for a month over Christmas. Bloody AFCON. Lots of good French strikers still available.

I'd prefer Kalimeundo to be honest. No AFCON.

You could get Billy Mehmet, Charlie Kane, Kane Richie Hosler, Kyle Benedictus and Sam young from Dunfermline. Hands off John Tod though.

It's absolutely our fault he waited until half way through the transfer window, and how dare we not accept 50 million less than he's worth. We truly are cunts.

Lots of strikers look crap when they're stuck up front on their own. But then a chance comes along and goal. Its like saying a keeper looked crap when he clearly had very little to do because his team are doing all the attacking.

Wrong. He could have went through his agent and asked nicely while detailing all the good he brings to the club. Instead, he acts like an entitled brat and brings shame down on the club. He deserves fuck all except derision and his teammates farting in his face.

As long as he works hard and scores goals, I think his teammates will forgive him. As for selling him, I couldn't care if jizzerpool offer 160 million, it's the principle, the way they've went about it,it doesn't sit right with me so we simply can't sell to them. We'll still get a good chunk of cash next summer if clubs that are struggling financially now suddenly find money under the couch cushions and we get a bidding war. He'd still have 2 years on his contract and I think a season of 20+ goals is worth a 30-50 million loss (maybe not even that much if we get that elusive bidding war). It looks like he's staying now anyway,as there isn't a replacement. We can replace Wilson but not Isak. So fuck off Liverpool. He'll stay, score against them and no doubt kiss the badge. I'll applaud but he's took it too far for any idolism to reamerge.

My back is fucked (on top of mental health issues that I won't go into) so I haven't worked for 4 years. 30 grand is more than double what I was on,so yes, I'd be very excited. Anyway, enough about this, it triggers things I don't want to think about.

After the way he acted, he doesn't deserve shit. Keep him on the same wages for a year then flog him to anyone but Liverpool. Or Give him a new big money contract with a 175 million release clause and a stipulation that he doesn't sign for cuntypool.

I'd constantly orgasm for 30 grand a year. I was a cook at a council old folks home so you can imagine what I was on. It was less than half of 30 grand.

A Newcastle signing, or

He's only 23, scores goals and wont cost a fortune. No doubt he'll sign for cunterpool.

He is the one I want. Come on Yoda,make it happen.

I understand that he doesn't really fit into our style but I love me a flair player. No logic to my thoughts whatsoever, you're right.

NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! We have to make a stand. Id rather he played for the reserves than we get stonewalled into selling him. Fuck the money, it's the principle of the thing. Liverpool are bullies and I hate bullies. Anyway, I'm pretty confident that he'll continue to play and score goals for another year as he won't want his stock to fall. Contracts are signed for a reason and he has 3 years left on his.

Maybe you're not gutted but I am. I'm in the minority.