MagPar

Alan Partridge audiobooks cure the blues.

The shithole already looks like it's been hit by a meteor.

I swear to God that I only have the one account.

Sunderland will go down faster than 6 of my ex wives with a knife in their carotid.

Park is looking a handful.

I'm having to watch it with foreign commentary.

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It is weird that possible money revenues like the training ground and training kit sponsors are non existent, but I don't know that much about it so I must be missing something obvious. I do hope our owners aren't getting bored already.

Serial killer confirmed.

Samu won't be bought for under 70 million never mind 50 million. Non starter unfortunately 😕.

Poor Sheffield Wednesday fans, they're really getting put through a shitter. Is it true that more than 15 Championship teams have got rid of their manager this summer? Or have the beeb got their facts wrong 🤷

Westerlo feature the brother of a former Pars player, Dapo Mebude. He was shite 🤭

Jeezo, I honestly didn't think Vardy was that old, I had him pegged as 33 or 34. My bad 🤭

In all fairness I've been barking on about Vardy being a good choice to come off the bench before our first target rejected us. Man Utd (and Barcelona) bought a mid 30's Henrik Larsson and he did pretty well. He's a better option than DCL, and we're running out of time and options.

I've read that he's 'apparently' agreed to a 5 year deal with Liverpool (Newcastle World). I'm not copying and pasting shite because I won't believe anything until it's official.

I agree, but I definitely believe that he could do a limited job for any EPL side.

That's between 6 and 7 million a year. It's certainly greedy to want more, but not unreasonable when pretty much every other player would want the same thing.

I've certainly never mentioned him. I think we may well end up signing a few players who appear 'uninspiring' but the squad needs bulked up.

Gabriell Jesus and Mitrovic. How the mighty dreams have fallen.

It's all about spite now, Newcastle should loan him out (and pay %99.9 of his wages) to a small Scottish team like Dunfermline Athletic FC. Just for laughs.

Along with, the one and only, Ladies and gentlemen, I give you..... Drum roll Sorry 😞 I'll get my coat.

Isn't it what clubs are meant to do, and what we've been trying to do all summer, buy better players? 😀 .

I ended up burning them anyway, bloody air fryer.