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Don't go outside, it's not worth the risk. People are there. Fuck that.

Found it.

Yet we (myself included) were all daft enough to read it.

We can't tell him where to go so I highly doubt he'll go to any Saudi club. As much as a lot of his decision will be about money, I think the money is equal to the prospect of potentially winning BIG trophies and the prestige of playing for a big 'history' club. He's just went about it in the worst possible way, trying to force a move and leaving us next to no time to find a half decent substitute, and waiting for the best options to sign elsewhere, leaving us with.......what? Transfer market dregs. Thanks Alexander.

The fact is that nobody comes close to being a replacement, but that's the pile of shit we find ourselves in. We can only hope that someone (not Liverpool or Chelsea though, they can get fucked) stumps up something close to his value. Or He stays until next summer and is professional enough not to down tools. Giving us time to line up a possible replacement. If he leaves though, all striker prices go up for us because the other clubs know we have 'Isak money'. It's a horrible predicament we've been put in. Thanks again Alex 👍, not remotely a dick move. To think I apologised for my Saturday outburst against him. I feel totally justified now.

Nothing like leaving it until pretty late in the window when most of the other top strikers have been snapped up. Bleak season ahead. Cheers Eck.

Sorry for my outbursts, it's all getting to be too much for my fragile mind to deal with. I'm going to avoid football forums until the window closes. I hope he stays but if he doesn't, so be it. Take care of your minds folks.

I'm self imploding, I need to avoid football forums until the window closes. It's bringing out the worst in me. It's so frustrating. All this Isak stuff has burned my toast and melted my brain. I'll come back to see how its all panned out when I get out of the mental health ward.

No, yours are. F off.

It's actually pretty childish and shallow when you think about. He's a young man that's already set for life, but he can't sit with his teammates because hes worried about getting more money from another club. He should think about people that are struggling to keep a roof over their heads, people that can't afford new school shoes for their kids. He's on a good contract and could pretty much pick the team he wants to play for. If his head is turned and he wants to leave, bugger off and leave then. Don't expect me to have any sympathy or empathy towards his 'troubling situation'. It's such a hard fucking life Alex is it not. If I'm wrong about this I'll hold my hands up and apologise.

It wouldn't be just a fine though would it. It would be a points deduction too. Think before you type ffs.

Rigged Firestick for sure.

Isak is a grown ass man, he should be able to deal with any speculation surrounding him. The fact that he didn't show solidarity by travelling and sitting with his teammates has certainly raised my eyebrow a millimeter or two. As for Howe, he could have said anything other than what he said. 'Slight niggle', 'virus' or 'dog ate his homework' all spring to mind It might be nothing, but my alarm monitor has went from nonchalant to curious. Fuck off Liverpool you manky scouse criminal element stereotypes.

4 nil. We're DOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEED! It's just a fucking friendly 😒.

Airdrie are scummy as fuck. They still sing songs about Norrie McAthie, our club captain who died in his sleep due to carbon monoxide poisoning in the 1990's. Awful people.

I wish Newcastle would play Dunfermline in a friendly, its been years since we had a big English team at East End Park. The last time was Man Utd about 15-20 years ago, Rooney was playing.

My mate saw Isak in his car yesterday, he was wearing a shellsuit and listening to The Beatles. Make of that what you will.

I think Leeds could break the yo-yo cycle this season, but at the expense of.......??? Fulham maybe? Wolves?

Some of you guys need to shag/masterbate more.

There are different levels of training.

Oooooh, panic time.

Rashford, Fenerbache, Moanihno, match made in heaven.

Pope is a fucking king. If he's our number 1 then I'm right behind him. Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope Pope

Ha ha, he got it wrong.