MagPar

Where did I put my masterbatory sock 🤔 .

Totally agree 👍. It's just a made up subject to give Talksport something to talk about, which they are doing now. Questioning Isak's loyalty and some clown saying that Arsenal are an 'infinitely' bigger club than Newcastle. I nearly strangled my radio.

I hate Manchester United. That is my sole contribution to this thread. Thank you.

We can but hope.

I think the chances of us signing him is pretty low.

Let's be honest, we'd all love it to be a 'big 7'.

Proof that journalists get a lot of their 'facts' from online forum gossip. I took one look at this newspaper pish this morning and had to take a shower immediately after.

Neeps Neeps.

I see Said the blind man, and the man with no legs walks away in dusgust.

11 hours, Without a post, In july.

Is money that tight we're hanging on for an extra million? Get him punted before this game of chicken goes wrong.

80 million ish 🤔 , why does this thread have 160 pages? Never gonna happen.

Slightly enhancement on above post. 5/10

Have you read all the plonkers saying we dont need one? Heresy!

WE NEED ANOTHER STRIKER.

Leeds want Pope too. I cant see that happening even if Trafford comes in as we need a strong alternative, and Pope fits that bill. I wouldn't be overly fussed if Pope remains our number 1 for the upcoming season if it means the money can be spent on more pressing matters. How much would Pope be worth? A year left on his contract and 33 years old, 10 million? I reckon (if we get Trafford) that it would be better to keep Pope, as his value as our 2nd option is surely worth more than 10 million? Yes? No? Maybe?

I'm glad we didn't sign Joao Pedro, he's clearly rubbish .

I try not to think of big Sam, he makes my dick shrivel.

Hiya fellow Scot, who's your Scottish team? Don't say either of the Glasgow duo.

'MagPar scrapes remaining tapioca into food bin'.

Just Isak and Osula upfront yeah? No.

10 million for Sean brings Elanga down to 45 ish. Good good 👍.

Is this really happening? Or will it all fall through? Or is it perhaps a fever dream? Fucked if I know.

A great servant to the club whom I wish all the best to. I'm surprised he hasn't been offered anything in Saudi or America.

A Scotsman in Brazil 😁 , poor fucker will roast to death.