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I always thought your pic was Leon S Kennedy from Resident Evil, until I accidentally clicked on it. He and Bowie are equally cool.

I wonder how high up on the sociopath list agents are 🤔.

Yay, a Flaming Lips reference.

You're 100% wrong. A cūnt is as least useful.

Mr Blonde died on the same day, great actor. Rest in peace to all 3 of them, and the thousands that also died yesterday. Thoughts to the families. Bloody he'll,I just noticed that Val Kilmer and Dawn from Buffy died this year too. Dawn was only 39, beautiful lassie. It's amazing how many celebrity deaths go unnoticed, never mind ordinary people.

Finally, someone agrees with me 😉

It's....almost....as if....Tom Hardy....is...in...the....room. Amazing.

Fixed it for you.

Amen brother.

Why did that Amanda lady leave? I remember her from the tv show, she always seemed really passionate about the club.

Newcastle United are interested in signing Samu Aghehowa from Porto, and they will face competition from Aston Villa. From 4-4-2 This rumour been mentioned yet? I ain't trawling through pages of gobbledegook to find out.

When it comes to football snobbery, Juventus are a bigger draw. Playing in the Italian sunshine, surrounded by beautiful Italian architecture or playing under the grey clouds and pissing rain of the northest of north surrounded by shabby council estates. Then they look at the histories of both clubs, again there is only one winner. They don't look at the future and potential of a club like Newcastle. It's a shame,but it's true. It's a big obstacle to overcome.

Well, it's July.

I honestly don't have a clue how much a stadium name change would bring in, but sometimes you have to do things you don't want to. When it comes down to it a stadium is just 4 stands and a pitch. The real heart of the club are the fans that inhabit the stands.

Nope, just innocent Irn Bru and a Mars Bar. I was just a wee boy back then. It was later in life when I discovered the joys of painkiller and benzodiazepine addiction 😔.

I did the full 7 day paper round as a kid. Up every day for around 12-14 quid a week. The thing is, I'd always get tick on juice and a sweetie each day, so I'd always end up getting paid about 7 quid a week after the tick was paid off. Sigh 😕

If it gives us the ability to sign a top class players then they can change it to The Poundland Arena for all I care. If it doesn't, pass.

A fellow Scotsman, so he must be fucking great at footie. BUY BUY BUY

Yeah, you tell him brute. DCL isn't worthy of sitting on our bench. Jamie Vardy though......

Every Curb reference gets a 👍.

The Internet is a wondrous thing, but it's also a dreadfully depressing thing.

Fuck me I'm blind.

What am I looking at?

Ahhh, to be young again, 😕.

Poor AndyCap, he's really taking it hard, pinned down and unlubricated. Go gently on him peeps.