MagPar

Any thoughts on Garnacho? He'd be pretty cheap after his (whoop de do, big f'kin deal) Aston Villa/Rashford stunt. I don't get the big deal, a wee joke that didn't harm anyone.

Fair enough lad. I should be happy that I've finally done something remotely influential in my long parthetic life.

I should have trademarked my Aliens/Chelsea pun. Then I could take all the joke robbers to court.

I forgot about him. True story, Dunfermline were once apparently very close to singing Diego Maradona jr, but we missed out on him due to not agreeing on image rights. He's obviously a pretty average player, but the PR alone would have raised the club's profile with him attached. Loads of fans with Maradona on their Pars shirts would have been super cool. I think we tried to sign an ageing Ronny Whelan too (and Phil Babb). It still hurts to think of Waddle in a F*lkirk strip. C*nts.

As a gamer, Digitiser was always my first port of call upon waking. Then, as a teenager, I managed to 'hook up' via a teletext chat page. I think it was 50p a message but worth every penny.

Will we ever be in that position 🤔? It could take a couple of generations to get anywhere near it.

Yay, Robocop. Fecking love it. Nucasol, you're a gem.

It was nuts. Mark Walters, Michael Laudrup, even F*lkirk (utter scum in a can) signed Chris bloody Waddle.

I agree, he's clearly an anti north of northest snobs. Fuck him.

Even my team, Dunfermline, spent 650‐750 on a player once. Istvan Kozma, in the 90's. We eventually sold him to Liverpool but he didn't get near their first team. He was a legend for us though. His highlight was 3 (unfortunately unfilmed) brilliant goals against St Mirren. That crazy spending was the beginning of our descent into administration.

I'm sure Bloom is something to do with my Scottish team's (Dunfermline) new owner, James Bord*. Maybe they both work at Gamdom? *Bord not Bond lol.

Get your own jokes ya copycat.

There you go, hats galore.

Weyland Yutchelsea want JP so that will be that. Who's next on our list of strikers?

No meltdown regarding the Rashford rumours?

According to the Alien wiki, the xenomorphs breath has a pleasant cinnamon and mint smell, as to not scare it's prey. Below is a bug eyed fucker with definitive proof.

The Scotsman mentions that Newcastle (and other clubs) are interested in Celtic's winger Nicholas Kuhn. I don't know if his name has already been floated about in this thread. He's a very good player though.

It's not niche, everybody loves Alien/Aliens. Nobody is Bishop as Bishop is a good guy (synthetic). Ash however, the club are full of Ash bots and Carter Burkes.

Chelsea are the Weyland Yutani of English football.

Didn't you know that is actually the 'All things Man Utd thread'.

Curb your ejaculation.

I'm surprised the Saudi chaps haven't offered Wilson a deal. Surely he'd bang in a few over there.

Read the previous page mate, it's already been done.

The La liga 2 promotion playoffs are competitive and entertaining. 2nd leg of 2nd semi final (3-3 first leg) is on tomorrow. La Liga tv if you have access. Worth a watch.