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I miss the good old days when everybody played with at least 2 up front. Put crisps back in their normal coloured bags too. I still regularly open a bag of cheese n onion only to smell bloody salt n vinegar 😋.

Nobody likes smarmy comments bro. Not cool.

They'd be better by telling the truth and just admit it was 'some bloke in a pub'.

He'd have to get a better haircut. Saying that, most players have daft looking hair these days. A number 1 or short back and sides only, new FA rule.

If people stop blabbering on about Pickford (whom would never come here) then I'll consider stop the Vardy (whom at least is a viable target) talk and just silently hope to myself. The Pickford/Pope debate has no place on this particular thread, wheras (I'll not mention him again after this) I believe JV who still has goals in him would be an excellent signing and is miles better than DCL who couldn't hit a barn door with a big fat whore. In fact, blabber about Pickford all you want, I don't care. If people stop mentioning DCL, I'll give up on Vardy.

Be my best friend Be my best friend Be my best friend Woof woof.

Do adults with adhd get ritalin,or is that just for the kids? Ritalin, ahhhhh, that shit is the bomb. I've only tried it once but it was wonderful.

They score a lot of goals. Imagine Isak in the middle with a couple of quality strikers either side and slightly behind him.

I dunno, maybe because I'm Scottish my opinions are meaningless.

Rory Delap.

Is it really though? Without him I reckon they'd have been relegated last year.

Or emulate them?

Yay. Good for him,love the big guy. Dat eader in da final.

I mentioned him and got hammered for even suggesting him.

Nah, it would burn your mouth off and have mushrooms in every course.

I forgot about 'The Ammers' innit. They've got a good chance of going down, or finishing 8th. You never never know with that bunch of thugs and dunce hat wearers.

Is that a real magazine pic or a fake one. If it's real, and we sign him, I'm switching allegiances. If it's fake and we sign him, I'll just not be happy. Show me Vardy in a skirt and I'd still want him. For 3rd choice mind,I'd still want a quality 2nd striker. I wish we played more like Liverpool when it comes to strikers, as I don't think our wingers are good enough.

I think that's 2 years in a row the promoted teams have went straight back down, so I reckon 1 at least will stay up. With Wolves, Forest or maybe a shock mid table team like Brentford or Bournemouth to go down. Leeds to battle their way to safety. Maybe Sunderland too. I'd chop off a hand to see Tottenham take that next step from 17th though. That would be funny.

Did someone mention Jamie Vardy?

We used to have a Martin Hardie at Dunfermline for year. The guy could hit a free kick. Smacked in 2 gems in one game against our local rivals (but not real rival) that virtually secured us promotion to the SPL. The next year we went into liquidation (around the same time as Rangers fell apart) and had to start again (owned by the fans) in the lowest tier of professional football. Horrible feeling. Sorry,only meant to write a quick sentence or two bit I'm more loquacious on keyboard than in person.

Why would Barcelona want Rashford? He's nowhere near Barcelona standard. I don't get it,am I missing something?

I'd take Sane on a free but I think he'd be another Newcastle snob that thinks the whole city is filled with trailer trash living in caravans. As to all the people suggesting DCL, NO NO NO! Maybe Eddie would turn him into a striker that scores goals but it's debatable (I'm not going to advocate for Vardy even though I think he's a no brainer). Bryan yes but Ghe (I'm not gonna try and spell his name) fucked us about last year so he can bolt unless he says yes at the first time of asking this summer. As for Dibling at 55 million, that's just a joke price. 25 million or he can fuck off too. I hate the fact that I'll be spending an hour every day on this thread until the window 'gently' closes, best not annoy the rapey looking neighbour by slamming it shut. Not overly fussed on what keeper we end up getting, I trust Eddie.

Get Directors of football to fuck. When I was a lad the manager made the signings, end of story. It's him that's got to utilise them anyway. It's like some cunt coming into my house uninvited, going into my kitchen and making a veggie casserole for my tea when I'm perfectly capable of making the spag bol I actually want by myself. GET THE FUCK OOT OF MA HOOSE YA WANKBAG!!!!!!

Love it. He looks like Sean Dyche (or however you spell it).

A bit mean, going down the hair route with the insults. I do hope you're not a young man or karma might come calling on your fancy hairdo. For the record,I'm not defending him because I myself am bald. I'm 48 with a thick head of brown hair, albeit a tad on the grey side. I actually started going grey in my late teens (no doubt due to my horrendous upbringing). I'll save my childhood for the mental health thread,if there is one. Ps not aimed at person quoted but the person he laughed at.