JT24

Widely regarded as one of the best recruitment professionals in the game.

No need for this, like.

Can't compete when you play as many games as we do. We will go again next season.

Haha

3 minutes to save your Newcastle career, Yoane.

Fuck off, ref.

That Wissa signing looking better week on week.

PEN?

Interesting first post.

I'll come kick you in the side of the head and see if you can walk straight, never mind continuing to play football.

Don't let him play on, lads.

Has mumps.

Lighten up, pal.

Nee wonder Tino wants off if he can't get in ahead of 40 year old Kieran Trippier, who gets to drop a 3/10 every week.

Trippier trying, and failing, to roll back the years.

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF LUKE O'NIEN

Please win.

One day I’ll open this thread to news that they’ve opted to sell.

I blame David Hopkinson for sending a message to Toon Army Toronto ahead of this.

Shut up you fucking clown.

Every time I see Elanga on the ball.

@SUPERTOON at work today?

On the bright side, if we do sell all of them, we will be handing Andy Howe everything he needs to make us title contenders.