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Pointing out how shocking that was from Pope, has sounded the klaxon for the forum's sensitive types Calm down, lads. This is a class game. But Pope for their goal He either forgot they could attack, or Blue screened.

What's all this Gordon Trippier talk?

Pope stranded He's such a forum darling, but absolutely pony.

Their manager looks like a Joe Rogan Bro.

Another saweeeeet pen Poor opposition or not...Gordon has been massive in this game. It's gonna be a game we remember for years.

In his element

We're totally winning the Qarabağ Cup!

Crrrrrrrracking pen!

Unfair to them. How do you NOT do that? However, this is well overdue for us. So, whatever.

Their keeper has been insane. We're 2 nil up and doing what we've been screaming for...getting more opportunities. However, some of the finishing

Looks like a big decision is needed against PSG. Ref runs over, reaching for his pocket, players' eyes widen, pulls out a card...but it's neither Yellow or Red...it's a simple, white card, with a universally recognised image: Play continues.

Aye, righto. PSG were never gonna have VAR punish them. Why waste all of our time.

Yeh, I considered Enrique when I wrote that. And he was top class. But I see potential in Hall that I didn't see in Jose. Still up there, though. I even considered Beresford, who was nowhere near either of those two (not even close), but was massively important in a fantastic period of our era.

Man, 100%. One of my all-time pet hates was how people always seemed to need to mention his looks when talking about him. Like, who gives a shit...the dude was spectacular. I was around for both his first and second stint with us, and he was spectacular in both periods. In that one statement...Mitchell has shown his cards, and they're not a winning hand.

It's funny, because if Beardsley was playing today, in his prime today, he would be a worldwide superstar. He was one of those who's genius was displayed in a seemingly effortlessly way. But so often jaw-dropping. Mitchell is clearly a clown. Any scout would shit their pants if they found a young player who closely resembled a Beardsley type player. But, like it or not, it wouldn't be us who that player signed for

Can't remember a better LB for NUFC. And he's only just beginning.

He delivered some of the dangerous crosses today. Yeh, he's slowing, yeh, he spooned a lot...but he was a major influence on the game.

Objectively one of the worst officiating 'performances' we've seen in a long long time. I shouted 'incompetence' during the game. But some of the bad calls were beyond that. Looked so obviously corrupt. Like bets depended on it.

Fuck off Villa. You're lucky the officials are the worst we've seen in a long time. Would have been a humiliation. Still, pretty humiliating from your own fans. So there's that

Fucking hell, man. It's 2026 and they still act like a topless bloke is exclusively a Geordie thing.

Some good confidence for the boys who have struggled all season, this week or so.

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Unfathomable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every time I think people are being harsh on Tripps...he goes and does something like that