Who's ill?

[relámpago blanco]

A few days into the antibiotics and I'm feeling a lot better, I wish they'd given me them 2 weeks ago.  I totally get the reasons they are so hesitant to give them out but I've basically been ill for a month and it could have been a few days.

[OpenC]

Not ill as such but had high blood pressure all my adult life and now I'm an old fucker with a massively stressful job they're doing something about it. First lot of medication hasn't had enough effect so they were looking at additional ones today. Doctor said that there's a by-the-book route which may have complications of slightly swollen ankles, or a magical new one which will solve all my woes but might additionally in rare cases rot my cock and knackers off  

 

He was pushing the magical new one pretty hard but it was not a tough call, have to be honest

 

 

Edited 17 hours ago by OpenC

[Disco]

On 19/01/2023 at 15:25, Disco said:

Good lord; it would appear that every part of my body has decided to cease working all at once. Was hallucinating, sweating, shivering and in absolute bits through the night and I had more solid shits when I was taking industrial strength laxatives than I am currently. Totally broken.

 

Don't get gastroenteritis kids. 

[La Parka]

Just had a cystoscopy. 

 

It was vile. 

[dorty]

Six slices of fried black pudding gives you darker turd. 

 

 

 

 

 

[relámpago blanco]

27 minutes ago, dorty said:

Six slices of fried black pudding gives you darker turd. 

 

 

 

 

 

Try eating loads of beetroot. Makes you think your pissing blood until you remember the sack of beetroot you just devoured.