Decky Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Usually a shit is nothing more than something that needs to be done, but picture the scene, you are somewhere were you cant use the toilet, youve a HUGE turtle head, its practically wagging like a tail, eventually you go to the bog and it slides out and depending if you are lucky enough, there is no mess to clean up after wards, not to mention feeling 5 stone lighter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 We've had a few of these threads throughout the years, and I think it was universal. Do people HAVE to find something to read (even if its just the back of the Cif bottle?) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Someday's it the only solace I'm able to seek. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I dont read at all, im usually in, do the business and out again, quickly quickly, maybe i should sit and enjoy it more with a book or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 We've had a few of these threads throughout the years, and I think it was universal. Does people HAVE to find something to read (even if its just the back of the Cif bottle?) Always, always, always read something, even if I have to take off my shirt and read the fucking washing instructions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Aye, you need something. I sometimes have a quick blast of Boggle on the mobile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Absolutely! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 We've had a few of these threads throughout the years, and I think it was universal. Does people HAVE to find something to read (even if its just the back of the Cif bottle?) Always, always, always read something, even if I have to take off my shirt and read the fucking washing instructions. Ive resorted to the Yellow Pages on occasion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 We've had a few of these threads throughout the years, and I think it was universal. Does people HAVE to find something to read (even if its just the back of the Cif bottle?) Always, always, always read something, even if I have to take off my shirt and read the f****** washing instructions. Ive resorted to the Yellow Pages on occasion. To the Dung section poooohaps? *pun intended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Good shits are ace. Shit shits are fucking annoying. Cold toilet seats are fucking annoying too, especially at this time of year during the night, when the seats are like -3 all the time. But a banging good shit is mint. Don't read though. Can't really concentrate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Always need something to read/do, even if it means prolonging the tension/danger of shitting yourself to go and find something to read/do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Good shits are ace. Shit shits are fucking annoying. Cold toilet seats are fucking annoying too, especially at this time of year during the night, when the seats are like -3 all the time. But a banging good shit is mint. Don't read though. Can't really concentrate. Aye. I don't think I'd keep War & Peace in the bog, like. I have a few of those What Do Wasps Eat-, Schotts' Miscellany-type books in the toilet area. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I hate it when having a shit means giving blood. I hate that bastard Farmer Giles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 A copy of Viz is usually my toilet reading, if I feel i'm in it for the long haul. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I hate it when having a shit means giving blood. I hate that bastard Farmer Giles. Get some cream man. Or get yer lacka bands oot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Just want to get it over with as soon as possible. Having a shit is massively overrated Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Is it possible to heal a cut on your ass btw? Constant wiping and shitting tear away at the cut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I find the Metro newspaper is ideal bog reading, nothing to heavy & the quick interview is ideal for a quick ploop & go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I've got New Scientist and Focus in the bog. Karl Pilkingtons 'Happy slapped by a jellyfish' has been a mainstay since September. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I've no idea why people read on the bog, i mean how long are you spending in there???! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I've no idea why people read on the bog, i mean how long are you spending in there???! At home, at least 5-10 minutes is needed for complete solitude. Plus the floors of my bathrooms are heated, it's like being at the spa. Well, I've never been to a spa, so I reckon it's like the spa. edit: I don't s*** in public, but if there's absolutely no way around it, I'm in and out as quick as possible. Well, I spend about 2 min building a fortress of bogg roll to rest me arse on. God knows who uses the Starbucks boggs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Its nothing like a spa Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Its nothing like a spa You've been? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Its nothing like a spa You've been? Isnt a spa just a room full of steam? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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