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He's 100% right about his opinions on singers though.

 

If I was to be deluded enough to audition for X Factor, and he inevitably said that I couldn't sing, I would accept it as he would be right. Why can't other retards do that?

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all.  He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

 

Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate?  tongue.gif

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

 

Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif

 

Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny?

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

 

Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif

 

Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny?

 

Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier.

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He's 100% right about his opinions on singers though.

 

If I was to be deluded enough to audition for X Factor, and he inevitably said that I couldn't sing, I would accept it as he would be right. Why can't other retards do that?

 

Aye. He's actually the most honest of them.

 

Sharon Osbourne tries to be 'nice' to everyone and Louis Walsh thinks they're all great even when they're blatantly not.

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

 

Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif

 

Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny?

 

Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier.

 

spelling mistake?  bluelaugh.gif

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

 

Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif

 

Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny?

 

Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier.

 

spelling mistake?  bluelaugh.gif

 

no. Unlike your parents, I don't make mistakes.  tongue.gif

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

 

Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif

 

Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny?

 

Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier.

 

spelling mistake?  bluelaugh.gif

 

no. Unlike your parents, I don't make mistakes.  tongue.gif

 

the old ones are the best, well except in your case

 

99  blueeek.gif

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Simon Cowell is a great judge.He speaks the truth but what did he get for being honest? Crticisms which I think is unfair.

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The whole Pop Idol thing is a blatant set-up. Do you think Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and that little bloke who looks like a toad would have time to see the thousands of people at each audition? They have already auditioned before they see them, meaning only the good ones and the comedy-value mongs get to see the judges

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The whole Pop Idol thing is a blatant set-up. Do you think Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and that little bloke who looks like a toad would have time to see the thousands of people at each audition? They have already auditioned before they see them, meaning only the good ones and the comedy-value mongs get to see the judges

 

 

Oh they are, they are.........

 

I know one of the production team and they say its the scariest job they've ever done - thousands of wannabees- most with ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT whatsoever - amnd they don't come alone - oh no - they come with their boyfriend/mates/mothers

 

and when they get turned down then they get violent - they have to have serious bouncers around apparently

 

they reckon some of the footage is so grim even the TV companies won't show it - well maybe not yet anyway...................

 

A couple of years ago they spent at least 4 days in Newcastle doing auditions - got about 4 people I think.............. 

 

 

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What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great.

 

I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description.

 

You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out.

 

Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif

 

Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny?

 

Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier.

 

spelling mistake?  bluelaugh.gif

 

no. Unlike your parents, I don't make mistakes.  tongue.gif

 

the old ones are the best, well except in your case

 

99  blueeek.gif

 

... what are you on about, genius child?

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The whole Pop Idol thing is a blatant set-up. Do you think Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and that little bloke who looks like a toad would have time to see the thousands of people at each audition? They have already auditioned before they see them, meaning only the good ones and the comedy-value mongs get to see the judges

 

 

Oh they are, they are.........

 

I know one of the production team and they say its the scariest job they've ever done - thousands of wannabees- most with ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT whatsoever - amnd they don't come alone - oh no - they come with their boyfriend/mates/mothers

 

and when they get turned down then they get violent - they have to have serious bouncers around apparently

 

they reckon some of the footage is so grim even the TV companies won't show it - well maybe not yet anyway...................

 

A couple of years ago they spent at least 4 days in Newcastle doing auditions - got about 4 people I think.............. 

 

 

I could imagine the charvas gannin light when they got told they weren't going through tbh. Scary stuff.

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