James Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 If I've got a melonhead, then he's got a pumpkins head, its massive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Yeah, but Cowell is great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Yeah, but Cowell is great. aye, true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that hes all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a cunt, but somehow he's just fucking great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 He's 100% right about his opinions on singers though. If I was to be deluded enough to audition for X Factor, and he inevitably said that I couldn't sing, I would accept it as he would be right. Why can't other retards do that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny? Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 He's 100% right about his opinions on singers though. If I was to be deluded enough to audition for X Factor, and he inevitably said that I couldn't sing, I would accept it as he would be right. Why can't other retards do that? Aye. He's actually the most honest of them. Sharon Osbourne tries to be 'nice' to everyone and Louis Walsh thinks they're all great even when they're blatantly not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny? Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier. spelling mistake? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny? Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier. spelling mistake? no. Unlike your parents, I don't make mistakes. tongue.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny? Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier. spelling mistake? no. Unlike your parents, I don't make mistakes. tongue.gif the old ones are the best, well except in your case 99 blueeek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ridzuan Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Simon Cowell is a great judge.He speaks the truth but what did he get for being honest? Crticisms which I think is unfair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 he's a ruthless moneymaker for sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 he's a ruthless moneymaker for sure true Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 The whole Pop Idol thing is a blatant set-up. Do you think Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and that little bloke who looks like a toad would have time to see the thousands of people at each audition? They have already auditioned before they see them, meaning only the good ones and the comedy-value mongs get to see the judges Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 With the way he walks hes' either (a) a robot (b) anally examined before each x-factor show. The only judge who says what he sees tho' Sharon, too wooly Irish tit, tries to be contorversial and is so predictable. If Simon slates one of his acts Louis will slate the next one of Simon's no matter how good they are Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 The whole Pop Idol thing is a blatant set-up. Do you think Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and that little bloke who looks like a toad would have time to see the thousands of people at each audition? They have already auditioned before they see them, meaning only the good ones and the comedy-value mongs get to see the judges Oh they are, they are......... I know one of the production team and they say its the scariest job they've ever done - thousands of wannabees- most with ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT whatsoever - amnd they don't come alone - oh no - they come with their boyfriend/mates/mothers and when they get turned down then they get violent - they have to have serious bouncers around apparently they reckon some of the footage is so grim even the TV companies won't show it - well maybe not yet anyway................... A couple of years ago they spent at least 4 days in Newcastle doing auditions - got about 4 people I think.............. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 What's great about him is that it's all so unintentional about it all. He really couldn't give a shit if everyone hated him, cause he knows he's a ****, but somehow he's just ****ing great. I'm not overly familiar with him, but I like him from that description. You blatantly auditioned for this season's X-Factor and got blown out. Why would I want to win a contest to make the kind of music I hate? tongue.gif Absolutely no idea. Other than you crave fame more than GeJon craves fanny? Nah, not that kind of fame. If I ever get around to doing something really awesome, I'd love for people to know about it, but even then I know that the best I'd ever get is cult fame. It's nicer that way, anyway. Friendlier. spelling mistake? no. Unlike your parents, I don't make mistakes. tongue.gif the old ones are the best, well except in your case 99 blueeek.gif ... what are you on about, genius child? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 The whole Pop Idol thing is a blatant set-up. Do you think Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and that little bloke who looks like a toad would have time to see the thousands of people at each audition? They have already auditioned before they see them, meaning only the good ones and the comedy-value mongs get to see the judges Oh they are, they are......... I know one of the production team and they say its the scariest job they've ever done - thousands of wannabees- most with ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT whatsoever - amnd they don't come alone - oh no - they come with their boyfriend/mates/mothers and when they get turned down then they get violent - they have to have serious bouncers around apparently they reckon some of the footage is so grim even the TV companies won't show it - well maybe not yet anyway................... A couple of years ago they spent at least 4 days in Newcastle doing auditions - got about 4 people I think.............. I could imagine the charvas gannin light when they got told they weren't going through tbh. Scary stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 It's their Mums that are the worst apparently........................ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 *BUMP* He's a c***. Cannot stand him. This should probably be in the Pet Heads thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Over 4 years, impressive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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