GeordieDazzler Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42230000/jpg/_42230070_defecator203.jpg Well, have you?!.....If you have DO NOT sit next to him!!! Train defecator hunted by police Police have released a CCTV image of the suspect A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair. British Transport Police have released CCTV images of the man, who has struck on at least 30 trains since August. He waits until he is alone before committing the offence, smearing excrement inside carriages. "This is a serious public health issue as well as being exceptionally anti-social - we need to locate this man," said Det Con Donna Fox. She said his offences had resulted in many carriages being taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations and serious inconvenience to the travelling public. There was also £60,000 in damage and cleaning costs. "There is no particular pattern as to when he appears," said Ms Fox. "He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week. "We have been trawling through CCTV images to try and track the man and remain hopeful that members of the public may know him and where he lives. "On at least one occasion CCTV footage shows the man being disturbed by a passenger walking through a train. "If anyone sees this man travelling on the railway network they should not approach him, but call the police or alert train staff immediately." http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 That guy's got too much time on his hands, doesnt he have any other shit to do with his day? :winking: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
safc Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Imagine being the person who disturbed him :august31: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Imagine being the person who disturbed him :august31: I imagine you'd be in for some serious shit if you did... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 I wonder if the train was going to shits creek *grabs coat* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 looks like ASpine has managed to find something to fill the gap where N-O used to be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 looks like ASpine has managed to find something to fill the gap where N-O used to be. Who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Not a man to shake hands with...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thompers Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop? I wouldn't do it for any less. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Now we know why he's too busy to post. blueeek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Now we know why he's too busy to post. blueeek.gif He's got a ticket to ride, and he don't care? The thing that struck me about the story, apart from the obvious, was the fact that he only hits empty carriages. Any train I've ever been on in the South East should be perfectly safe then, since you're lucky if you've got squatting room let alone the luxury of choosing where to have your Donald Trump, and which seats to smear your excrement over. Incredible really. I wonder if he carries his own toilet paper with him....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop? i bet the bloke also runs a train cleaning company Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop? i bet the bloke also runs a train cleaning company In the pub: "Busy week ahead then mate?" "Yeah, bitch of a week on the trains again. Monday and Wednesday it's the full dump and rub service, Tuesday I'll be mostly wiping my arse up and down the seats a bit as it's supposed to be my day off. Thursday and Friday I'll be cleaning the carriages up, I mean they're disgusting, it's all I can do to keep em clean" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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