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German Police Hunt Bunny Murderer

 

Police in Germany admit they are baffled by the beheading of more than forty pet rabbits.

 

 

 

 

The bunny killing spree started last summer but has gathered pace in the last few weeks and is now regarded as one of the country's worst episodes of animal cruelty.

 

Once beheaded the animals are often bled dry and the blood taken away, leading police to suspect there could be a satanic or occult connection to the killings.

 

A taskforce of five officers has interviewed more than 300 people in the search for the killer.

 

The 'bunny murders' have alarmed owners living around the city of Dortmund who have now offered a £2000 reward to catch the killer.

 

In one case, brother and sister rabbits Fussel and Marianne were dragged from their cage, decapitated, bled dry and their bodies left for their owners to find the next morning.

 

A spokesman for Dortmund police told Sky News: "We are no nearer to understanding why anyone would want to do this."

 

Police even believe it is possible the killer could be using satellite images from Google Earth to identify potential targets.

 

Sabine Reide, who runs a group which monitors religious sects, believes the killers could be satanists collecting blood for a ritual.

 

Whatever the motive, rabbit owners are now going to extreme lengths to protect their pets, installing new security equipment and keeping their location secret.

 

Volker Schutte, police spokesman for the Witten district, said: "The person must have a very good knowledge of the area.

 

"It's not like after the war when everyone had a rabbit in the backyard. They aren't that easy to find and many of the cages can't be seen from the road."

 

 

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Guest lankybellwipe

Can we please maintain the correct plural indicative of rabbit.

 

If we are feeding more than one rabbit, we are feeding the rabbi.

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Parky was already hopping mad wasn't he?

 

More madder then!

 

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Just thought 'Parky' in the title would trap more rabbits viewers.

 

:shifty:

 

There are too many rabbbbbbbbbbbbbitttttttttsss!!

 

Those twitchy little noses, the endless nibbling on healthy lettuce....DIE RABBITS! DIE!!!!

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Parky was already hopping mad wasn't he?

 

More madder then!

 

bluerazz.gif

 

Just thought 'Parky' in the title would trap more rabbits viewers.

 

:shifty:

 

There are too many rabbbbbbbbbbbbbitttttttttsss!!

 

Those twitchy little noses, the endless nibbling on healthy lettuce....DIE RABBITS! DIE!!!!

 

THE RABBITS! THE!!!!

 

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