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From Mediawatch the other day:

 

Non-Football Story Of The Day

'A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it" - The BBC Website. A number of questions here. Firstly, who keeps their mobile phone in their bra? Secondly, she waited five hours? And thirdly, 34FF? What's the name of that hotel again...?

 

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Another comment on that article.

 

Yeah, and I've got a rocket in my pocket...

 

She's definitely batty this one. And that's not a bat-handed compliment either!

 

To paraphrase The Pet Shop Boys... "You've got the bat and I've got the balls... let's make lots of money!"

 

:lol:

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bet she goes to Brassimo

 

Do you mean Bravissimo? :lol:

 

 

Aye thats the place, keep getting the catalogue through the door, obviously it was wor lass who subscribed like ;)

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Guest lankybellwipe

Animal porn allowed on here then?

 

Can I post some horse penetration?

 

 

Er.......

 

Will it be horse on horse?

 

That should be ok!

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