Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=209737&in_page_id=2&expand=true#StartComments This comment caught my eye; Rach, from Leeds: These aren't just breasts. They are 36FFs on a 19 year old! Now that is something worth getting up for! - Jimbo, Cambridge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 From Mediawatch the other day: Non-Football Story Of The Day 'A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra. Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate. When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it" - The BBC Website. A number of questions here. Firstly, who keeps their mobile phone in their bra? Secondly, she waited five hours? And thirdly, 34FF? What's the name of that hotel again...? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Cracking tits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 She could have washed her hair for that photo... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I aint looking at her hair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Her tits are nowt special, not my cup o tea, if i had to deal with them i wouldn't complain though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE6 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 bet she goes to Brassimo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 bet she goes to Brassimo Do you mean Bravissimo? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 She could use Brasso. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I'd motorboat her. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Another comment on that article. Yeah, and I've got a rocket in my pocket... She's definitely batty this one. And that's not a bat-handed compliment either! To paraphrase The Pet Shop Boys... "You've got the bat and I've got the balls... let's make lots of money!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 I'd motorboat her. You motorboating son of a bitch!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE6 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 bet she goes to Brassimo Do you mean Bravissimo? Aye thats the place, keep getting the catalogue through the door, obviously it was wor lass who subscribed like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Obviously Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE6 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 She has to go there, she's a 36D, magnificent they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Pretty minging tbh. She could have parked a fucking 4x4 in that cleavage, never mind a cuddly little bat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 You wouldn't say no though, Yorkie. Actually you might if those gay rumours have any substance to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroP Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 bet she gives a cracking tit w... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Getting her cheapies off a Rabid bat? Sick twisted whore! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Saint Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Here is the bat shortly after the incident. http://www.2trak.com/bat-dick.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 mackems.gif Spot on that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Animal porn allowed on here then? Can I post some horse penetration? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Animal porn allowed on here then? Can I post some horse penetration? Er....... Will it be horse on horse? That should be ok! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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