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How do they work? Seems a pretty stupid idea, really. How you meant to know there are bollards there if the bus or whatever in front is driving over them?

 

the great big signs?

 

 

too many stupid people in the world for this type of thing to work

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How do they work? Seems a pretty stupid idea, really. How you meant to know there are bollards there if the bus or whatever in front is driving over them?

 

The people who get caught know they're there, they just think that for some reason the rules don't apply to them. Essentially that part of the centre of Manchester is pedestrainised, the only vehicles allowed in are the emergency services, certain others like the postie or people delivering to the shops, and the little shuttle busses that ferry people around the city centre. Everyone knows this, but some twats try it on anyway, and now these bollards make them pay for their arrogance/stupidity. :lol:

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How do they work? Seems a pretty stupid idea, really. How you meant to know there are bollards there if the bus or whatever in front is driving over them?

 

The people who get caught know they're there, they just think that for some reason the rules don't apply to them. Essentially that part of the centre of Manchester is pedestrainised, the only vehicles allowed in are the emergency services, certain others like the postie or people delivering to the shops, and the little shuttle busses that ferry people around the city centre. Everyone knows this, but some twats try it on anyway, and now these bollards make them pay for their arrogance/stupidity. :lol:

 

So do they work by weight or a key or something?

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I could seriously sit there all day just to witness someone do that, then laugh in their face while recording it on video, fuking magic.

 

Must do some real damage to the bottom of the car, i'd have to ask them how much they think it would cost to fix, and if it was a good idea driving in a place they shouldn't?

 

Shame we couldn't have them all over the place, and while were at it, rocket launchers aimed at people who dont indicate, talk on their mobiles, cut across pedestrian crossings when a green man is on, and park on double yellows blocking off acess to entire streets.

 

 

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How do they work? Seems a pretty stupid idea, really. How you meant to know there are bollards there if the bus or whatever in front is driving over them?

 

The people who get caught know they're there, they just think that for some reason the rules don't apply to them. Essentially that part of the centre of Manchester is pedestrainised, the only vehicles allowed in are the emergency services, certain others like the postie or people delivering to the shops, and the little shuttle busses that ferry people around the city centre. Everyone knows this, but some twats try it on anyway, and now these bollards make them pay for their arrogance/stupidity. :lol:

 

So do they work by weight or a key or something?

 

If you're allowed through you have some transmitter thing attached to your bus/van, sensors in the road pick that up and lower the bollards as you drive up to them, once you're through they pop up again and impale the twat who's trying to follow you through.

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Those wacky funsters over on ToonTastic posted this up a few days ago. I think there is some form of internet algorithm that pud wrote that means its impossible for us to post stuff like this before them.

 

Funny as fuck though and serves the twats right......

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they should have a bloody great razor blade that pops up and does in the tyres..................

 

and maybe have the same thing at traffic lights to stop folk running red lights

 

Nah, just have armed patrol guards at every junction to gun down transgressors indiscriminately. They do not like it up 'em....they do not like it up 'em!!!

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I could seriously sit there all day just to witness someone do that, then laugh in their face while recording it on video, fuking magic.

 

Must do some real damage to the bottom of the car, i'd have to ask them how much they think it would cost to fix, and if it was a good idea driving in a place they shouldn't?

 

Shame we couldn't have them all over the place, and while were at it, rocket launchers aimed at people who dont indicate, talk on their mobiles, cut across pedestrian crossings when a green man is on, and park on double yellows blocking off acess to entire streets.

 

 

 

Those cars will need a whole new engine IMO.

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I could seriously sit there all day just to witness someone do that, then laugh in their face while recording it on video, fuking magic.

 

Must do some real damage to the bottom of the car, i'd have to ask them how much they think it would cost to fix, and if it was a good idea driving in a place they shouldn't?

 

Shame we couldn't have them all over the place, and while were at it, rocket launchers aimed at people who dont indicate, talk on their mobiles, cut across pedestrian crossings when a green man is on, and park on double yellows blocking off acess to entire streets.

 

 

 

Those cars will need a whole new engine IMO.

 

your a mechanic then  bluelaugh.gif

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