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3 blokes, Steve Dave and Bruce are working on a high rise .... one of them (Steve) falls to his death.

The other two have to decide who will break the news to his missus.

Dave decides he'll do it as he's pretty good at that caring sentimental stuff and off he trots.

3 hours later he's back with a crate of stella under his arm.

"Where'd you get that mate" asks Bruce

"Steve's missus gave me it"

"So you told her her husbands dead, and she gave you a crate of stella!!"

"Well, not exactly when she opened the door I said hi you must be Steves widow, she replied she wasn't a widow and I said I bet you a crate of stella you f**king are"

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Guest lankybellwipe

What's brown and red and sits in a tree?

 

A sanitary owl.

 

 

:blush:

 

 

 

 

Eh?

 

I get the Brown and red connection, but |'ve never seen a jamrag im a tree!

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Guest tooncrazy

what you on about, its a canny joke that

 

I guess you dont read my posts much?

 

just joined a few hours ago, so no

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Guest lankybellwipe

what you on about, its a canny joke that

 

I guess you dont read my posts much?

 

:lol:

 

Had any quoting disasters today Stu?

 

Only to my father.

 

"Mr. Bellwipe, your bank account is perfectly within the agreed overdraft limit, you are by no means in financial ruin and you are NOT to be hoyed on the street followed by a bin liner"

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Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good?

 

You just know she'll swallow.

 

 

OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11  :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: :kasper: :frantic:

 

 

If you don't find those funny, try this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

CUNT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good?

 

You just know she'll swallow.

 

 

OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11  :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: :kasper: :frantic:

 

 

If you don't find those funny, try this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

CUNT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mackems.gif :clap:

 

 

So how would hetero man-ethia survive out there?  Bloody double standards!

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Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good?

 

You just know she'll swallow.

 

 

OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11  :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: :kasper: :frantic:

 

 

If you don't find those funny, try this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

CUNT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Language, GG :hmm:

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Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good?

 

You just know she'll swallow.

 

 

OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11  :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: :kasper: :frantic:

 

 

If you don't find those funny, try this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

CUNT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Language, GG :hmm:

 

TRIVIA TIME!

 

With respect to the Cat-Sig, what was the name of the individual who "Caught a Fwaggle?"

 

Anyone?

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Who?

 

 

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vw5PmthCZ3xOqM:http://digital.ihenson.com/FraggleRock_press/festival/GO_FR_042.jpg

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Looks a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't let him work with or near children.

 

Junior was ok!

 

This Wacko superscedes Jacko!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCoBNXxxkw6rYM:http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg

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Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good?

 

You just know she'll swallow.

 

 

OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11  :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: :kasper: :frantic:

 

 

If you don't find those funny, try this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

CUNT

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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Looks a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't let him work with or near children.

 

Junior was ok!

 

This Wacko superscedes Jacko!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCoBNXxxkw6rYM:http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg

 

I grew up watching Barney tapes.  :kasper:

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Looks a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't let him work with or near children.

 

Junior was ok!

 

This Wacko superscedes Jacko!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCoBNXxxkw6rYM:http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg

 

I grew up watching Barney tapes.  :kasper:

 

 

Are you sure you didn't grow up with barney taping your mouth shut?

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