Guest tooncrazy Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 3 blokes, Steve Dave and Bruce are working on a high rise .... one of them (Steve) falls to his death. The other two have to decide who will break the news to his missus. Dave decides he'll do it as he's pretty good at that caring sentimental stuff and off he trots. 3 hours later he's back with a crate of stella under his arm. "Where'd you get that mate" asks Bruce "Steve's missus gave me it" "So you told her her husbands dead, and she gave you a crate of stella!!" "Well, not exactly when she opened the door I said hi you must be Steves widow, she replied she wasn't a widow and I said I bet you a crate of stella you f**king are" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Dave is going to fuck you up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Dave is going to fuck you up. Much better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 What's brown and red and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 What's brown and red and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. Eh? I get the Brown and red connection, but |'ve never seen a jamrag im a tree! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tooncrazy Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 what you on about, its a canny joke that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 what you on about, its a canny joke that I guess you dont read my posts much? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 what you on about, its a canny joke that I guess you dont read my posts much? Had any quoting disasters today Stu? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tooncrazy Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 what you on about, its a canny joke that I guess you dont read my posts much? just joined a few hours ago, so no Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 what you on about, its a canny joke that I guess you dont read my posts much? Had any quoting disasters today Stu? Only to my father. "Mr. Bellwipe, your bank account is perfectly within the agreed overdraft limit, you are by no means in financial ruin and you are NOT to be hoyed on the street followed by a bin liner" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good? You just know she'll swallow. OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11 :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: If you don't find those funny, try this: CUNT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Think I'm a tad hyper tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good? You just know she'll swallow. OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11 :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: If you don't find those funny, try this: CUNT mackems.gif So how would hetero man-ethia survive out there? Bloody double standards! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good? You just know she'll swallow. OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11 :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: If you don't find those funny, try this: CUNT Language, GG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good? You just know she'll swallow. OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11 :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: If you don't find those funny, try this: CUNT Language, GG TRIVIA TIME! With respect to the Cat-Sig, what was the name of the individual who "Caught a Fwaggle?" Anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Right, thats long enough, for the googlers! It was Junior! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Who? http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vw5PmthCZ3xOqM:http://digital.ihenson.com/FraggleRock_press/festival/GO_FR_042.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Who? You're too young to know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Looks a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't let him work with or near children. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Looks a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't let him work with or near children. Junior was ok! This Wacko superscedes Jacko! http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCoBNXxxkw6rYM:http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Why's an Ethiopian blowjob so good? You just know she'll swallow. OMG RACIST OH NO!!!111!11 :frantic: RACIST RACIST RACIST! :kasper: If you don't find those funny, try this: CUNT Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Looks a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't let him work with or near children. Junior was ok! This Wacko superscedes Jacko! http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCoBNXxxkw6rYM:http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg I grew up watching Barney tapes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Looks a bit dodgy to me. I wouldn't let him work with or near children. Junior was ok! This Wacko superscedes Jacko! http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RCoBNXxxkw6rYM:http://www.p2pnet.net/images/barney.jpg I grew up watching Barney tapes. Are you sure you didn't grow up with barney taping your mouth shut? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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