cp40 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bed for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 don't forget beer and a bottle opener....if you have these then you can get by. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bad for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! you saying happy shat the bed ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bad for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 a ridiculously sized tin of beans. Like fucking huge, the equivalent of 10 normal tins. Always my memory of going camping with me dad, me dads mate and his son. the one tin lasted about 3 days. Memory wise it was being at a campsite in Dumfries when we beat Germany 1-0 in Euro 2000. The bar was packed with English people, even though there were more Scots on the campsite who had kept away. The few that came in were obviously supporting Germany. They were absolutely gutted when we won and the campsite was just full of England chanting until the early hours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Camping is quality, is what makes festivals so unique and fun. Depends a lot on the weather though, obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Have you got some mushies? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 hotbox a 2 man tent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Fuck me.... of course.... A TENT, knew there was something missing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bad for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! you saying happy shat the bed ? Not just shat, SUUUUUPPPERRRRRRRRR SHAT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 hotbox a 2 man tent Good times, good times. We end up overfilling ours though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 a ridiculously sized tin of beans. Like f***ing huge, the equivalent of 10 normal tins. Always my memory of going camping with me dad, me dads mate and his son. the one tin lasted about 3 days. Memory wise it was being at a campsite in Dumfries when we beat Germany 1-0 in Euro 2000. The bar was packed with English people, even though there were more Scots on the campsite who had kept away. The few that came in were obviously supporting Germany. They were absolutely gutted when we won and the campsite was just full of England chanting until the early hours. I remember camping in Dumfries, with Northern Gimp when we were kids, and i gashed my foot in rat infested water, pulling him around in an inflatable, had to go miles to get my foot sew back together, and a tetnus up my ass......and the tent flooded, we came haome after 3 days.. the joys of camping Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bad for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! you saying happy shat the bed ? Not just shat, SUUUUUPPPERRRRRRRRR SHAT! hey i wasn't far off was i ? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=33428.msg641196#msg641196 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Saw a 20 man tent for sale the other day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 anyone that went to Leeds last year must remember the MASSIVE fire on the last night, and as it spread down the hill (and got out of control) the mass chanting of "you're not camping any more" this is a clip my mate stuck on youtube... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Saw a 20 man tent for sale the other day For Catholics? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Saw a 20 man tent for sale the other day 20 person tent...or was it for sale in the pink triangle ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Saw a 20 man tent for sale the other day For Catholics? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bad for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! you saying happy shat the bed ? Not just shat, SUUUUUPPPERRRRRRRRR SHAT! hey i wasn't far off was i ? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=33428.msg641196#msg641196 How d'you recall that? 2 years ago!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bad for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! you saying happy shat the bed ? Not just shat, SUUUUUPPPERRRRRRRRR SHAT! hey i wasn't far off was i ? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=33428.msg641196#msg641196 How d'you recall that? 2 years ago!! i notice you aren't denying any of it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Taking the kids camping in the lakes this weekend, supposed to be packing now, hence skiving on the pc. keep thinking im forgetting something,, what stuff shud I not forget for camping? Any funny camping stories, heres your chance to air them.......... You will need a tent, sleeping bags, ground sheet, a gas burner (only to be used outside tent) a torch, and a straight jacket. Do not take an inflatable paddling pool. Happy and I went camping with our aunties 20 odd year ago, and they used the paddling pool as a makeshift bad for me and the bretheren to kip in. The next morning was a treat, when I discovered someone had shat all over the fucker! you saying happy shat the bed ? Not just shat, SUUUUUPPPERRRRRRRRR SHAT! hey i wasn't far off was i ? http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=33428.msg641196#msg641196 How d'you recall that? 2 years ago!! i notice you aren't denying any of it? I wasnae aware of the situation! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 a hammer to knock the pegs in with Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 the history of humanity is straight line progress from a bush in E Africa via a cave in the Dordogne to a Holiday Inn with central heating and 15 channels on TV why anyone would want to camp beats me TBH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Got back a few days ago from benicassim festival camping. thought camp site, albeit quite nice was the worst part of it. waking up in a stuffy tent with a smelly person, in boiling heat, i was out of the campsite and to the beach within 10 mins of waking up. 7.50 euro litres also played a part, though overall was brilliant festival. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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