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Another non-starter here!

 

My birthday is september 25th - 1923

 

Think about the date!  I was a birthday present for my family, via a christmas present for my mam off my dad!

 

Dorty bastard! I hope Santa was next door btw!

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Happy was born June 13th.

 

That must mean there was fuck all happening, the folks were bored, and decided to create fun.  Chris, you were a mistake!

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I was born on Feb 22 1985, let's say I was a bit late as it would fit in with this major event.

 

May 8 - The longest game in Major League Baseball history begins at 7:30 PM between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Chicago White Sox. The game will be played over the course of 2 days, lasting 25 innings, with a total time of 8 hours and 6 minutes.

 

A tantric sex session me thinks between Mr and Mrs Bramley.

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I was born on Feb 22 1985, let's say I was a bit late as it would fit in with this major event.

 

May 8 - The longest game in Major League Baseball history begins at 7:30 PM between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Chicago White Sox. The game will be played over the course of 2 days, lasting 25 innings, with a total time of 8 hours and 6 minutes.

 

A tantric sex session me thinks between Mr and Mrs Bramley.

 

Oh the horror!

 

Lets all take a minute to think of our mam and dad doing it!

 

I'm sorry I started this thread folks!

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Happy was born June 13th.

 

That must mean there was fuck all happening, the folks were bored, and decided to create fun.  Chris, you were a mistake!

 

 

That was a joke btw!

 

Don't go hammering on mothers door demanding answers!

 

They took you into the family like you were one of their own!

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Another non-starter here!

 

My birthday is september 25th - 1923

 

Think about the date!  I was a birthday present for my family, via a christmas present for my mam off my dad!

 

Dorty b******! I hope Santa was next door btw!

you were the result of a drunken christmas party shag.
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I was born on Feb 22 1985, let's say I was a bit late as it would fit in with this major event.

 

May 8 - The longest game in Major League Baseball history begins at 7:30 PM between the Milwaukee Brewers and the Chicago White Sox. The game will be played over the course of 2 days, lasting 25 innings, with a total time of 8 hours and 6 minutes.

 

A tantric sex session me thinks between Mr and Mrs Bramley.

 

Oh the horror!

 

Lets all take a minute to think of our mam and dad doing it!

 

I'm sorry I started this thread folks!

 

A thread made for Jawesome.

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