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That's right, the answer to the ultimate question. That's what I want from you but this time we know what the ultimate question is and it is this: "If you could pick any one character from cinematic history to back you up in a fight, who would it be?"

 

I'm going to kick off proceedings and say Harry Potter. Give me a geeky, weedy kid with glasses who can magic someone to pieces over a 'superhero' any day of the week. Bring it on!

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Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday.

 

I don't even know who that is.

Go get Tombstone right now. 

 

Superman. 

 

Potter turns regular rock into Kryptonite, and wins.

Potter requires time to utter his fairy spells, superman would kill you both before he got the first syllable out. 
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Eddie Murphey as Dr. Doolittle

 

Because he can talk to fucking animals.

 

That's an excellent idea actually. Anyone would struggle against a huge animal army. And well done for being the first man to think outside the box a little.

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Rain Man

 

Why? Is he going to count your opponent to death?

 

Nah, Gas him, probably...in a telephone booth with the door closed

 

Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.

Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?

Raymond: Fart.

Charlie: [trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?

Raymond: I don't mind it.

Charlie: How can you stand it?

Raymond: Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV.

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Rain Man

 

Why? Is he going to count your opponent to death?

 

Nah, Gas him, probably...in a telephone booth with the door closed

 

Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.

Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?

Raymond: Fart.

Charlie: [trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?

Raymond: I don't mind it.

Charlie: How can you stand it?

Raymond: Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV.

 

:lol:

 

Outrageously good film. I'd batter him in a fight though.

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Rain Man

 

Why? Is he going to count your opponent to death?

 

Nah, Gas him, probably...in a telephone booth with the door closed

 

Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.

Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?

Raymond: Fart.

Charlie: [trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?

Raymond: I don't mind it.

Charlie: How can you stand it?

Raymond: Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV.

 

:lol:

 

Outrageously good film. I'd batter him in a fight though.

 

THIS IS NOT INTENDED AS A JOKE!

 

My colleagues wife, works at a care centre for Downs Syndrome folk! She often pops in to say hello, and let me tell you, when two lads kick off on that bus, you DO NOT want to step in!  jeeeeeeees!

 

UFC? FUCK OFF!

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