Guest lankybellwipe Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I've just been hoovering (Mike, see vacuming) my sitting room, with my hoover! (Mike, see vacum cleaner) Why in the name of Rigsbys' cat, does my hoover (Mike, see vacum cleaner) refuse to pick up thread? Breadcrumbs insects tab ends ash child dirt hair clumps Not a prob, but it won't take fackin thread! Are these magic bits of thread, did my carpet get this thread off the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Do YOU have any thread related ailments? Are you suffering a thread issue? If yes, then call my thread task force on 555-5555 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Because it isnt a Dyson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 My hoover often refuses to pick up my wifes hair. Quite similar to thread in that on the carpet it is sort of thread shaped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCormick Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Give Mike a break lanky... jeez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 IF LBW really wanted to lose Mike he could always talk geordie. Gallowaa tappy-lappy thru the clarts, coined a corner, dunch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 And why does a hoover pick up the things you dont want it to? Screws, money. It even cost me money as it ripped my phones power adapter out of the plug while plugged in, whats with that shit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Give Mike a break lanky... jeez Mike and I have a bond! A connection if you will! We are a double act, like Laurel and Hardy! Laurel hailed from North Shields, and Hardy hailed from.... er somewhere in Yankville! So I'll be Stan, Mike can be Oliver (are you a fat man with a Hitler tash Mike) and we can continue to provide humourous banter and have a good laugh without fear or predjudice from non-believers in Anglo-American complete bullshit talk! Please remember the 'Barney' Song! 'I love Mike, Mike loves me!" "We are happy as can be!" "With a nick nack paddy whack, give the dog a bone..... God thats racist! Whack a paddy! Shak, get on the phone to interpol, someone's takin the piss here! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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