Jump to content

The 'official' Thread thread (does not contain spoilers)


Guest lankybellwipe
 Share

Recommended Posts

Guest lankybellwipe

I've just been hoovering (Mike, see vacuming) my sitting room, with my hoover! (Mike, see vacum cleaner)

 

Why in the name of Rigsbys' cat, does my hoover (Mike, see vacum cleaner) refuse to pick up thread?

 

Breadcrumbs

insects

tab ends

ash

child dirt

hair clumps

 

Not a prob, but it won't take fackin thread!  :rant:

 

Are these magic bits of thread, did my carpet get this thread off the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

 

Do YOU have any thread related ailments?  Are you suffering a thread issue?  If yes, then call my thread task force on 555-5555  O0

Link to post
Share on other sites

And why does a hoover pick up the things you dont want it to? Screws, money.

It even cost me money as it ripped my phones power adapter out of the plug while plugged in, whats with that shit?

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest lankybellwipe

Give Mike a break lanky... jeez :)

 

Mike and I have a bond! A connection if you will!  We are a double act, like Laurel and Hardy! Laurel hailed from North Shields, and Hardy hailed from.... er somewhere in Yankville!

 

So I'll be Stan, Mike can be Oliver (are you a fat man with a Hitler tash Mike) and we can continue to provide humourous banter and have a good laugh without fear or predjudice from non-believers in Anglo-American complete bullshit talk!

 

Please remember the 'Barney' Song!

 

'I love Mike, Mike loves me!"

"We are happy as can be!"

"With a nick nack paddy whack, give the dog a bone.....

 

God thats racist! Whack a paddy!  :kasper:

 

Shak, get on the phone to interpol, someone's takin the piss here!

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...