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Couple told to cool off over noisy sex romps

 

A CAVORTING couple who have noisy sex sessions for up to four hours are driving the neighbours bonkers.

 

And after a series of complaints, the marathon romps have caused council chiefs to slap a noise abatement order on Steve and Caroline Cartwright to stop them from shouting and screaming during their late night and early morning love-making.

 

For two years, neighbours have been getting their knickers in a twist over the prolonged noise.

 

The lengthy escapades have led to over 25 visits from the police and the pair have been arrested twice for causing a nuisance to neighbours and people passing by their open bedroom window.

 

Police have monitored the situation and council environmental officers have frequently measured the sound level coming from the couple’s upstairs bedroom.

 

Today the couple defended their actions and spoke to the Chronicle about their antics.

 

From their terraced home in Hall Road, Concord, Washington, Caroline said: “I must admit I do scream and make lots of noise when we are having sex, but I can’t help it.”

 

CAROLINE said: "I removed the bed’s headboard when a neighbour complained. That stopped the banging on the wall but I can’t stop screaming.

 

"Apparently I’m so loud people think I’m getting murdered. The police said they have called around because they have feared for my safety.

 

"We are not using whips or anything like that, we are just making love. Admittedly, we do it with quite a bit of noise.

 

"We have had threats and people shouting at us when we go outside because of the noise we make. We have upset a number of people. We understand even the postman made a complaint to the police."

 

Caroline, 47, who is unemployed, added: "Before Christmas last year we were arrested twice. Once we were cautioned and the second time the Crown Prosecution Service dropped the case because they said our love-making was at night.

 

"Once one neighbour recorded our noises and we had to go to the Sunderland City Council offices at the Civic Centre to listen to the tape. I couldn’t stop laughing. I really couldn’t take it seriously and I’m sure that is why a noise abatement order was taken out against us.

 

"It prevents me from screaming and shouting at such a level that I’m a nuisance. We have been told to close the windows and doors when we do it but it is hot at the moment so we have to leave the window open.

 

"We found out 23 years ago that we were having difficulties in conceiving a child so we started to have fertility treatment. Sex became a bit of a chore because you try so hard to conceive, but after I turned 37 we decided to stop trying with IVF because we would have to go private and start paying for the treatment and we couldn’t afford it.

 

"After that we just started enjoying the sex for what it is and we do it mostly at night for up to four hours, but more recently we have been falling asleep watching the TV and so we wake up early in the morning to do it instead.

 

"I used to be in a size 30 dress and now I’m in a size 18. I’ve lost six stones, it must be the amount of sex we are having, it’s good exercise.

 

"The neighbours keep complaining and we have even had our car vandalised, causing £2,000 of damage. People have thrown beer cans and pizza up at the window when they hear us. We enjoy sex and that’s all there is to it."

 

Steve, 46, a factory worker, said: "We have been married for 24 years and we still have sex all the time. I would say that is a good thing. I bet there are not that many couples who have been together for as long as we have who can say that.

 

"We like having sex, there’s nothing wrong with that."

 

:lol:

 

 

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I used to be able to hear my old neighbours (old as in no longer there not old couple) shagging downstairs from me. It was funny at first but really started to piss me off. It was regular as clockwork as well at about 6:30 every morning. Still, it did wonders for my flexi time as I had to get up and showered as soon as they started!

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I used to be able to hear my old neighbours (old as in no longer there not old couple) shagging downstairs from me. It was funny at first but really started to piss me off. It was regular as clockwork as well at about 6:30 every morning. Still, it did wonders for my flexi time as I had to get up and showered as soon as they started!

 

Didnt you knock one out the Sned??

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I used to be able to hear my old neighbours (old as in no longer there not old couple) shagging downstairs from me. It was funny at first but really started to piss me off. It was regular as clockwork as well at about 6:30 every morning. Still, it did wonders for my flexi time as I had to get up and showered as soon as they started!

 

Didnt you knock one out the Sned??

 

She was a minger. If she'd been fit I may have thought about it. :lol:

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Why would anyone think it's a good idea to HELP those people conceive a child?

 

They need to be more selective with the IVF.

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Have posted on here before about it but my neighbours were like that. As Sned says its funny at first but it does become a right annoyance.  Its not very funny when you have family friends round either, selfish cunts.

 

It was so fake though and obviously put on as the woman eventually apologised, said she would stop doing it and she hasn't now for months.

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Nothing wrong with any of it, actually. Don't know what you prudes are getting your undies in a knot for.

 

Get laid, ffs.

 

:)

 

Spoken like a true virgin.

 

Solution is simple, really:

 

http://www.scottpauldesigns.com/catalog/images/Ball%20Gag%20Pink%20Webbing.jpg

 

 

 

 

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