I wish I had stairs..........

[Guest lankybellwipe]

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You know that scene in Alien, where the acid-blood cuts through floor after floor of the Nostromo?  Yeah?  Well consider that bio-hazard my piss!

 

See Elroy above, of Jetson notoriety!  And see that, (oooooh, there he goes again!) antennae helmet thing he wears!  Has he given the thing to my son?

 

Every evening young Bendybus is in peepees' world at 7 o clock.  By about 10, I'm rather peckish, so make supper.  Tonight was a chinky with chips and that!

 

Here's the fun bit! 9 times out of 10, you can guarantee the little TWAT starts to cry, just as I'm putting the supper on the plate! 5 minutes of "coochy coochy coo" bollocks, and he's back under - for 3 minutes, and he's off again - like tonight. FOR CHRISTS SAKE MAN!  Can a man not enjoy a nice Chinky in peace?

 

I wish I had stairs! I'd lock the little twat under the fuckers!

 

Can anyone associate with this?

 

[Tooj]

Poor Mike.

[madras]

you have it the wrong way round Lanky. unconciously your eating habits have became attuned to bens sleeping pattern.

[GM]

Maybe he cries because he knows his dad is a racist who uses terms like Chinky. ?

[Guest lankybellwipe]

Maybe he cries because he knows his dad is a racist who uses terms like Chinky. ?

 

Sorry Dave, and Ben.

 

"You know what Ben! I really fancy a meal of oriental specification, origins pertaining to a nation east of Pakistan, North of Indonesia, and south of Mongolia!"