Cajun Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Lass in my old office phoned in sick yesterday. Phones up today to say she has had twins. Unusual? Kind of is when she didn't even know she was pregnant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Lass in my old office phoned in sick yesterday. Phones up today to say she has had twins. Unusual? Kind of is when she didn't even know she was pregnant Had you seen her recently? Amazes me how people say I never knew she was pregnant, while she's lugging a 7lb hamper under her tracksuit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Lass in my old office phoned in sick yesterday. Phones up today to say she has had twins. Unusual? Kind of is when she didn't even know she was pregnant How thick must a person be to not realize they are pregnant until they sit on the can and the shit starts crying? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 No, don't know who she is was just told about it when I spoke to one of the managers today. Babies weighed a combined 9lbs, how they hell can you carry twins and not even realise? I just hope it was a one night stand, I also hope I don't know her Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 It's not yours. Lesbians can't procreate effectively. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 It's not yours. Lesbians can't procreate effectively. I'm not Ash4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Maybe she just thought she needed a massive shit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Ok it MUST not have happened Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LucaAltieri Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly! Both of them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Ok it MUST not have happened Finally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly! Both of them? Yes! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Tbf, plenty of women can hide the fact they're pregnant, they just starve themselves , work out too much and wear baggy clothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Tbf, plenty of women can hide the fact they're pregnant, they just starve themselves , work out too much and wear baggy clothing. Talking from experience, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Why would you? Why wouldn't you take advantage of the maternity leave? Obviously she would still be entitled but I would imagine it would be pretty uncomfortable to work in the last stages of pregnancy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Fringe anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly! Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one. Beverly Knight Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Hill cop Beverly hills 90210 Nope. Clue me in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Tbf, plenty of women can hide the fact they're pregnant, they just starve themselves , work out too much and wear baggy clothing. Talking from experience, eh? Nah mate, i look pregnant all the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly! Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one. Beverly Knight Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Hill cop Beverly hills 90210 Nope. Clue me in. Now prefix this word! ------- BROTHERS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly! Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one. Beverly Knight Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Hill cop Beverly hills 90210 Nope. Clue me in. Now prefix this word! ------- BROTHERS It works equally well for boys or girls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg. Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop? I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret. As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either. If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly! Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one. Beverly Knight Beverly Hillbillies Beverly Hill cop Beverly hills 90210 Nope. Clue me in. Now prefix this word! ------- BROTHERS It works equally well for boys or girls. Whats that? Graduation Day? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 WWF's very own Beverly Brothers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now