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Lass in my old office phoned in sick yesterday. Phones up today to say she has had twins.

 

Unusual? Kind of is when she didn't even know she was pregnant  :laugh:

 

Had you seen her recently? Amazes me how people say I never knew she was pregnant, while she's lugging a 7lb hamper under her tracksuit!

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Lass in my old office phoned in sick yesterday. Phones up today to say she has had twins.

 

Unusual? Kind of is when she didn't even know she was pregnant  :laugh:

 

How thick must a person be to not realize they are pregnant until they sit on the can and the shit starts crying?

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No, don't know who she is was just told about it when I spoke to one of the managers today.

 

Babies weighed a combined 9lbs, how they hell can you carry twins and not even realise?

 

I just hope it was a one night stand, I also hope I don't know her ;) :D

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How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

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How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

 

If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly!  O0

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Guest LucaAltieri

How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

 

If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly!  O0

 

Both of them?

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How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

 

If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly!  O0

 

Both of them?

 

Yes!

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How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

 

If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly!  O0

 

Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one.

 

Beverly Knight

 

Beverly Hillbillies

 

Beverly Hill cop

 

Beverly hills 90210

 

Nope.

 

Clue me in.

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Guest lankybellwipe

How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

 

If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly!  O0

 

Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one.

 

Beverly Knight

 

Beverly Hillbillies

 

Beverly Hill cop

 

Beverly hills 90210

 

Nope.

 

Clue me in.

 

Now prefix this word!

 

 

 

 

-------  BROTHERS

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How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

 

If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly!  O0

 

Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one.

 

Beverly Knight

 

Beverly Hillbillies

 

Beverly Hill cop

 

Beverly hills 90210

 

Nope.

 

Clue me in.

 

Now prefix this word!

 

 

 

 

-------   BROTHERS

 

 

It works equally well for boys or girls.  :razz:

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Guest lankybellwipe

How can you not realise you're pregnant? ...she's pulling your leg.

 

Do women normally work right up to the point where they drop?

 

I am pretty sure she didn't just keep it a secret.

 

As a general rule they don't just not notice twins, either.

 

If they're girls, tell her to call them Beverly!  O0

 

Sorry Stu, even I don't get that one.

 

Beverly Knight

 

Beverly Hillbillies

 

Beverly Hill cop

 

Beverly hills 90210

 

Nope.

 

Clue me in.

 

Now prefix this word!

 

 

 

 

-------  BROTHERS

 

 

It works equally well for boys or girls.  :razz:

 

 

Whats that?

 

Graduation Day?

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