Jay Jay Sea Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I'm in a situation right now where, without being over-dramtic, I'm expecting an e-mail from the boss. I've watched her compose this thing for at least 1 hour 30 minutes now (with some minor interruptions). I've been for a couples of bottles of Brown Ale at dinner time and have returned to an extremely hideous mail that basically attacks me in every way, shape and form. Questioning my attitude at work and general shitty attitude outside of work. I've e-emailed her to basically state that these 'allegations' are slanderous and that I will not accept such shit from her and have demanded a 1-2-1 chat so I can at least defend myself. Now I'm fcking crapping myself.....why would she spend so long writing war and peace? Anyway That is NOT the question though I feel like a DEAD MAN WALKING. Anybody else ever been in that old DEAD MAN WALKING scenario? An example being telling your lass you are nipping to the shops for 10 marlboro's and a copy of Razzle but returning 4 days later. Basically, facing the music but not quite knowing what to expect? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Just go in there and before you say anything just look her in the eye, cradle her face and stick your tongue down her throat. Either that or grovel would be my advice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 tbh mate, with all respect and that, I'm astounded you have a job to fight for! But good luck with the executioner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 ........and she is still typing away........I've had numerous smokes and my hand are now like blocks of ice. That basically is enough to tell me that it's time to be worried. Time to be scared. And right now, and I don't mind saying so.....I'm real big-time bricking it. I know my track record is not the greatest but here I am, Senioe Excutive level, bricking it for fear of the content I am about to receive. Would rather she just told me out and out that I'm cattle trucked as opposed to stringing this out. Normally I'd fight fire with fire, best for of defense is attack and all that, but right now, my guts are so tight with worry that I have no fight in me. What the fck is going on? Desperate to leave for the evening but there is NO WAY will I be able to sleep tonight. Sh*t.....here it comes.....she's stopped typing....it's arrived....just flashed up in bottom right of PC. F*cking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Great story mate. Send it to readers digest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Get it posted on here then..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K9 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 He's not seeking for attention is he Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 He's not seeking for attention is he Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 He's not seeking for attention is he As if JJS would ever do that! Every story he's ever posted has been completely honest, truthful and exactly how it happened Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Is this some elaborate set up for a crappy punchline? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Is this some elaborate set up for a crappy punchline? JJ doesn't do Punchlines! Thats Lennies job mate! Every word of JJ's prose is one huge, and somewhat disturbing punchline! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Is this some elaborate set up for a crappy punchline? JJ doesn't do Punchlines! Thats Lennies job mate! Every word of JJ's prose is one huge, and somewhat disturbing punchline! Fuckin hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Stop being a nob at work. Problem solved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I assume he got sacked then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 He never had a job in the first place, he lives off benefits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 He never had a job in the first place, he lives off benefits. Yeah it was the social writing up his CV for a job, thats his death warrant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Is this where he disappears for a few weeks? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Dont know him from adam, but i suspect he lives at home,works for dss, probably works as a dj in some shitty little town, doesnt smoke, hasnt got a girlfriend and wanks to the stories he makes up on here, just my take on it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Dont know him from adam, but i suspect he lives at home,works for dss, probably works as a dj in some shitty little town, doesnt smoke, hasnt got a girlfriend and wanks to the stories he makes up on here, just my take on it Half and half Fishman! But his posts leave me in stitches! And thats good enough for reality! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I like the idea that all this is going on inside his head Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I like the idea that all this is going on inside his head He's spent the last few days bouncing of the padded walls in his room imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 Are we ever going to hear the end of this epic saga? Or is this as far as it goes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 It wasn't that funny the first time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 He'll be back tomorrow to tell us how he punched his dad at his dad's wedding and how his wife is a lazy, fat minger. And other tales we've all heard before... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 He'll be back tomorrow to tell us how he punched his dad at his dad's wedding and how his wife is a lazy, fat minger. And other tales we've all heard before... anyone else picture catmag yawning as she typed that ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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