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This town isn’t big enough for the both of us. Failed urban planner. M, 48. Didsbury. Box no. 20/04

 

I got it bad and that ain’t good. Amateur jazz singer (F, 54) seeks glockenspielist/gynocologist for nights of atonal ramblings through both my medicine cabinet and your prescription pad. No crazies. Box no. 20/05

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Love? My eyes will tell you all. My forehead, however, is slightly more reticent. My knees won’t give you a damn word. Paranoid military nutcase and part-time undertaker seeks F to 50. Box no. 20/11

 

:lol:

 

this is gold

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‘Du bist ein maultaschen’. Not, it transpires, the correct greeting when welcoming an ‘art’ publisher. Gullible publicity exec (F, 28) and the butt of all the jokes with the Frankfurt ‘in-crowd’ seeks avuncular M to 40 with penchant for hitting enemies with sticks. Box no. 20/08

 

Parky tbh.

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