Sifu Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 REAL NAME: Simon AGE: 17 BIRTHPLACE: Northern Ireland (Ballymena to be exact) CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle JOB: Student FAVOURITE BAND: Green Day FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Pizza FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke with Lemon FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons, South Park, Desperate Housewives, Punk'd FAVOURITE FILM: Infernal Affairs FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Sir Les, Beardsley, Shearer FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, C Ronaldo, Rooney OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool United OTHER SPORTS: Rugby union ROLE MODEL(S): Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Try to be successful with school, pass my driving test before I'm 18. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel around the world, see NUFC win a trophy, live in Hong Kong at some point during my life, be successful in life, raise a family Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 REAL NAME: Sned (honest! ) AGE: 30 BIRTHPLACE: Ashington (home of the Charltons) WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay JOB: Flange inspector FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese FAVOURITE DRINK: Wife beater FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost (at the moment), 24, The Office, Extras, Pheonix Nights, Nighty Night, Only Fools and Horses FAVOURITE FILM: Haven't got one but a few high on the list are; Heat, The Killing Fields and Dual FAVOURITE SHARK: Me on a night out! FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro, Sir Les, Tino, Special K, Phillipe Albert FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, David Speedie, Dennis Wise OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay OTHER SPORTS: Running, swimming, golf ROLE MODEL(S): Steve Redgrave PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pack in my job and start doing something that challenges me 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit every league ground in the top 4 divisions, marry and have bairns, spread the Geordie gospel all around the world, run the New York marathon, learn a language (Spanish or Italian) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jimburst Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 REAL NAME: James Hurst AGE:15 BIRTHPLACE:Kendal, cumbria WHEREABOUTS:Kirkby Stephen, cumbria JOB:N/A FAVOURITE BAND:Jack Johnson or rage against the machine FAVOURITE FOOD:Maccarone cheese (sp?) or a good sarnie FAVOURITE DRINK:fizzy stuff FAVOURITE PLACE:St james' FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Horizon, Scrubs, everybody loves ramond, jack dee @ apollo, spaced, FAVOURITE FILM: Team america (fuck yea!) FAVOURITE SHARK:tiger? FOOTBALLING HEROES:Alan shearer, stuart pearce, nolberto solano FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Roy bastard Keane, rooney, cristiano ronaldo OTHER TEAMS:Porto OTHER SPORTS:hockey, rugby ROLE MODEL(S):Alan Shearer, "the man who's skin fell off" PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:6th form, uni 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:eat, sleep, drink, go to a toon match (H) go to a toon match (A) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broonalegeordie Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 REAL NAME: CRAIG SNOWDON AGE: 20 BIRTHPLACE: NEWCASTLE UP ON TYNE, ENGERLAND WHEREABOUTS: RYTON JOB: UNEMPLOYED STUDENT BUM FAVOURITE BAND: NOWT FAVOURITE FOOD: INDIAN - CHICKEN VINDALOO / LAMB ROGAN JOSH FAVOURITE DRINK: COCA COLA / TEA / CARLING EXTRA COLD FAVOURITE PLACE: AMSTERDAM FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): NEIGHBOURS / LOST FAVOURITE FILM: FOOTBALL FACTORY FAVOURITE SHARK: I HAVE A GOLD FISH FOOTBALLING HEROES: ROBERT LEE, PETER BEARDSLEY, NIKKI PAPAVASILOU, SIR LES, ALAN SHEARER FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: JOSE ANTUNES FUMACA, ANDERSSON, SHOLA OTHER TEAMS: RYTON UNDER 18S OTHER SPORTS: TOPLESS DARTS ROLE MODEL(S): ME MA' PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: DIE BEFORE I'M 50 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: TALK TO A GIRL, TOUCH A GIRL, KISS A GIRL, FINGER A GIRL, HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A GIRL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hatful Of Hollow Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 REAL NAME: Gary AGE: 21 BIRTHPLACE: Rake Lane, North Shields WHEREABOUTS: Wallsend JOB: Student FAVOURITE BAND: Boards Of Canada (at the moment) FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta FAVOURITE DRINK: Cherry Coke FAVOURITE PLACE: Portugal FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep Show, Green Wing, The Office, People Like Us, Pheonix Nights, The Sopranos, Nighty Night, Spaced, Father Ted, Seinfeld FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White blueconfused.gif FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Solano, Zidane FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo, Lee Hendrie, Don Hutchison Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scouse and proud Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 REAL NAME: Carl FAVOURITE CLUB:Liverpool AGE:14 BIRTHPLACE:Liverpool WHEREABOUTS:Liverpool JOB:School FAVOURITE BAND:Oasis FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak, egg and chips. FAVOURITE DRINK:Coke FAVOURITE PLACE:Anfield FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Anything by Peter Kay. FAVOURITE FILM:Saving Private Ryan FAVOURITE SHARK:? FOOTBALLING HEROES:Jamie Carragher, Kenny Dalglish, Robbie Fowler FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, OTHER TEAMS:Liverpool Reserves OTHER SPORTS:Boxing, Cricket. ROLE MODEL(S):Jamie Carragher, James J. Braddock. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Dunno what I want to do yet. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See Liverpool win the league, Go on the pitch at Anfield, watch a boxing fight in Vegas, Fly a plane, drive a ferrari. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicos Papavasiliou Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields. I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films My favourite Shark would be David Fralick. My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/) My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future. Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
safc Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 REAL NAME: Mark AGE: 16 BIRTHPLACE: Blackpool WHEREABOUTS: Sunderland JOB: Student FAVOURITE CLUB: Sunderland FAVOURITE BAND: Travis FAVOURITE FOOD: Chocolate FAVOURITE DRINK: Latte FAVOURITE PLACE: House FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost and Desperate Housewives FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead FOOTBALLING HEROES: Naill Quinn. FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Clark OTHER TEAMS: Blackpool & Aberdeen OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League ROLE MODEL(S): N/A PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass AS and A Levels, go to Uni become a Physiotherapist. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Get a girlfriend :oops: Travel the world See SAFC win something worthwhile Pass all my exams, and get my job. Take early retirement to enjoy the rest of my life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPFIN Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME: Jussi AGE: 25 BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki WHEREABOUTS: Finland JOB: sales/marketing assistant FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) HJK Helsinki FAVOURITE BAND: - FAVOURITE FOOD: perfect steak/pasta FAVOURITE DRINK: coca cola/beer FAVOURITE PLACE: our hang around/music training flat we share with 10guys FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): seinfeld, conan o'brien, oz FAVOURITE FILM: casino, pulp fiction, lord of the rings FAVOURITE SHARK: blueconfused.gif FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jari Litmanen, Alan Shearer FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: el hadji diouf OTHER TEAMS: - OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, formula 1, athletics ROLE MODEL(S): none PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: make some money and live a happy life. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME:Kay AGE: 17 BIRTHPLACE: South Shields WHEREABOUTS: South Shields JOB: Student FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle FAVOURITE BAND: The Libertines/ Yeah Yeah Yeah's FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta FAVOURITE DRINK: Water (recovering fizzy pop addict) FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, Marseille FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, Nighty Night FAVOURITE FILM: Lots, FAVOURITE SHARK:Cookie Cutter, Tiger FOOTBALLING HEROES: Laurent Robert, Tino, Bellamy in feyenord FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Joe Cole, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, Wayne Rooney, DECO blueupset.gif, Bellamy now. OTHER TEAMS: Marseille, I also watch out for Heerenveen. OTHER SPORTS: TENNIS and all others really, bar motorbikes. ROLE MODEL(S): Amelie Mauresmo ( tennis wise), can't think. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get all forms of study out of the way, A2's the starting point. Do little and get alot of money for it, and to travel around europe a bit. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Win a wimbledon final, and hoy my newcastle top on when i do so bluebiggrin.gif On a lesser scale, actually getting a ticket for wimbledon, any game, preferably a big one but im not fussy i love tennis. See NUFC dominate europe See NUFC win everything Pop to Venice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields. I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films My favourite Shark would be David Fralick. My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/) My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future. Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well. Sergio Leone, you legend! Sorry I get over excited by these things bluebiggrin.gif Viva Leone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Me and a friend wrote three or four episodes of a sitcom about a group of hapless thieves. We sent it off to the Beeb who sent it back saying they liked it and would like to see more stuff. We never got round to it in the end and he's at Uni in Norwich so I don't see him too often. It's on my to-do list though. Was that Tim Lewis? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME: Paul AGE: 22 BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle WHEREABOUTS: Compto... errr... Blaydon on Tyne JOB: Tax credits call centre monkey FAVOURITE BAND: Too many to name. FAVOURITE FOOD: I'll eat pretty much anything. Pasta, Chinese, Pizza, Curry, whatever. FAVOURITE DRINK: Green Tea. With Lemon FAVOURITE PLACE: My Room. Or more specifically, my bed. FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Futurama, Simpsons, Sopranos, X-Files FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club FAVOURITE SHARK: Never tasted one. FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Ferdinand, Ronnie FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie ROLE MODEL(S): My Mam. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Make lots of money, get my own place and car. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel the world (Japan, China, South America, Egypt, North America... everywhere really), learn at least 4 languages, get married, have kids, achieve immortality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel. I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms. TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel. I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms. TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium. there's a lot of crap, but IMO, there's some of the best telly ever made, like for instance The Sopranos, and errmmm....... maybe you've got a point actually Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PM Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME: Paul Cracking name that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nufc1984 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME:Jay Cockerill AGE: 21 BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle JOB: Plumber FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis FAVOURITE FOOD: JUNK mainly,try to eat healthy but fail miserably never put weight on and never loose it! FAVOURITE DRINK:coffee,2 sugars FAVOURITE PLACE: Mine and my partners bed!! FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): little britain,the office,the league of gentleman,footie first ( ) FAVOURITE FILM: Mystic River FOOTBALLING HEROES: Asprilla,sir les,big al the list goes on... FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Tim cahill,i dont hate anyone more! ROLE MODEL(S): My dad,of course! he has done everything for me. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Me and my partner will hopefuly marry and have kids! 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:Get married,have kids(as mentioned),go to america and see my step-brother who i have never seen before,just to do everything i can before i die...live life to th max etx etc!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest paddy Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME: shaun AGE: 30 and 3 days BIRTHPLACE: hexham WHEREABOUTS: blackburn JOB: driver FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle FAVOURITE BAND: coldplay/oasis FAVOURITE FOOD: chinkies FAVOURITE DRINK: coffee FAVOURITE PLACE:SJP FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Footie, soaps FAVOURITE FILM: star wars ep 4,5,6 FAVOURITE SHARK: eh! get a life!! ;-) FOOTBALLING HEROES: Wor Jackie, Sir Les, Al Keeeegan FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane, David Speedie OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle Utd Res, NUFC jnrs OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, darts, cricket, egg chasing ROLE MODEL(S): Graham Norton and Julian Cleary (kiddin) PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: live long and prosper ( and get 6 numbers on lotto) 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Dive the great barrier reef, see the toon win something, see the toon win something else, see my kids grow and be successful, have a happy life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel. I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms. TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium. That's meant to be what BBC3 was meant to be about, but its lost its way a bit now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nufc1984 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME: John W AGE: 19 BIRTHPLACE: North Shields WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth JOB: Shop Assistant FAVOURITE BAND: The Matches FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken and Sweetcorn Pizza FAVOURITE DRINK: Boddingtons FAVOURITE PLACE: Beach FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I'm Alan Partridge, Extra's, The Day Today, The Office etc. FAVOURITE FILM: The Usual Suspects FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking FOOTBALLING HEROES: Les Ferdinand, Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Rob Lee. FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Christiano Ronaldo, Robbie Savage. OTHER TEAMS:Barcelona OTHER SPORTS: There's other sports? ROLE MODEL(S):David Brent (fictional) PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No idea, make my band good, i think. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Move out of my hometown, See Newcastle win something. Inherit Newcastle United from a distant relative Punch a snake Live a long life. ACE bluelaugh.gif bluelaugh.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 REAL NAME: Carlyle AGE: 34 BIRTHPLACE: Santa Barbara, California just (moved to Jesmond when I was six weeks old) WHEREABOUTS: Back in Santa Barbara for the past three years now JOB: Government analyst and freelance political consultant ONLY CLUB: Newcastle FAVOURITE BAND: so many... right now its mostly Kasabian, Bloc Party, Libertines and FranzFerdinand ask me in a week and it will be different. FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer allkinds except Coors which is piss and is owned by right wing fascists FAVOURITE PLACE: Some good answers already written on here, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, SJP and the Santa Barbara Channel Isalnds FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy The Vampire Slayer... and I am not ashamed FAVOURITE FILM: Blade Runner (Director's Cut) FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead - no question, surprised more people did not go for Basking or Mako FOOTBALLING HEROES: Don't really get into the hero worship thing but I do like Nobby, Tino and of course Alan FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Vinny Jones, Eric Cantona OTHER TEAMS: None - but I do ocassionally go to LA Galaxy games... but only because other people make me. OTHER SPORTS: I watch nothing else and find most sports dull, but like to spend time outdoors kayaking, swimming, snorkling, hiking, etc. ROLE MODEL(S): The Gracci Brothers, Spartacus, Harry Hotspur, Crazy Horse, Harry S. Truman... the usual I suppose. PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Spending as much time having fun as possible, searching for Satori, etc. 5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nufc1984 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 there are some very strange futures being planned on this board!! quite scary!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broonalegeordie Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 i agree - kids and marriage!!! argh!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nufc1984 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 i actually put that,and that is quite common.. but this isnt: "write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception" "Punch a snake" ETC ETC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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