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REAL NAME: Simon

AGE: 17

BIRTHPLACE: Northern Ireland (Ballymena to be exact)

CURRENT WHEREABOUTS: Newcastle

JOB: Student

FAVOURITE BAND: Green Day

FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese, Pizza

FAVOURITE DRINK: Coke with Lemon

FAVOURITE PLACE: Hong Kong

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): The Simpsons, South Park, Desperate Housewives, Punk'd

FAVOURITE FILM: Infernal Affairs

FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Ronaldinho, Sir Les, Beardsley, Shearer

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, C Ronaldo, Rooney

OTHER TEAMS: Hartlepool United

OTHER SPORTS: Rugby union

ROLE MODEL(S): Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Try to be successful with school, pass my driving test before I'm 18.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel around the world, see NUFC win a trophy, live in Hong Kong at some point during my life, be successful in life, raise a family

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Guest Geordiesned

REAL NAME: Sned (honest!  :tongue3:)

AGE: 30

BIRTHPLACE: Ashington (home of the Charltons)

WHEREABOUTS: Whitley Bay

JOB: Flange inspector

FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis

FAVOURITE FOOD: Chinese

FAVOURITE DRINK: Wife beater

FAVOURITE PLACE: St James' Park

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost (at the moment), 24, The Office, Extras, Pheonix Nights, Nighty Night, Only Fools and Horses

FAVOURITE FILM: Haven't got one but a few high on the list are; Heat, The Killing Fields and Dual

FAVOURITE SHARK: Me on a night out!

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Pedro, Sir Les, Tino, Special K, Phillipe Albert

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie, David Speedie, Dennis Wise

OTHER TEAMS: Whitley Bay

OTHER SPORTS: Running, swimming, golf

ROLE MODEL(S): Steve Redgrave

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pack in my job and start doing something that challenges me

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Visit every league ground in the top 4 divisions, marry and have bairns, spread the Geordie gospel all around the world, run the New York marathon, learn a language (Spanish or Italian)

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REAL NAME: James Hurst

AGE:15

BIRTHPLACE:Kendal, cumbria

WHEREABOUTS:Kirkby Stephen, cumbria

JOB:N/A

FAVOURITE BAND:Jack Johnson or rage against the machine

FAVOURITE FOOD:Maccarone cheese (sp?) or a good sarnie

FAVOURITE DRINK:fizzy stuff

FAVOURITE PLACE:St james'

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Horizon, Scrubs, everybody loves ramond, jack dee @ apollo, spaced,

FAVOURITE FILM: Team america (fuck yea!)

FAVOURITE SHARK:tiger?

FOOTBALLING HEROES:Alan shearer, stuart pearce, nolberto solano

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Roy bastard Keane, rooney, cristiano ronaldo

OTHER TEAMS:Porto

OTHER SPORTS:hockey, rugby

ROLE MODEL(S):Alan Shearer, "the man who's skin fell off"

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:6th form, uni

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:eat, sleep, drink, go to a toon match (H) go to a toon match (A)

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REAL NAME: CRAIG SNOWDON

AGE: 20

BIRTHPLACE: NEWCASTLE UP ON TYNE, ENGERLAND

WHEREABOUTS: RYTON

JOB: UNEMPLOYED STUDENT BUM

FAVOURITE BAND: NOWT

FAVOURITE FOOD: INDIAN - CHICKEN VINDALOO / LAMB ROGAN JOSH

FAVOURITE DRINK: COCA COLA / TEA / CARLING EXTRA COLD

FAVOURITE PLACE: AMSTERDAM

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): NEIGHBOURS / LOST

FAVOURITE FILM: FOOTBALL FACTORY

FAVOURITE SHARK: I HAVE A GOLD FISH

FOOTBALLING HEROES: ROBERT LEE, PETER BEARDSLEY, NIKKI PAPAVASILOU, SIR LES, ALAN SHEARER

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: JOSE ANTUNES FUMACA, ANDERSSON, SHOLA

OTHER TEAMS: RYTON UNDER 18S

OTHER SPORTS: TOPLESS DARTS

ROLE MODEL(S): ME MA'

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: DIE BEFORE I'M 50

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: TALK TO A GIRL, TOUCH A GIRL, KISS A GIRL, FINGER A GIRL, HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A GIRL

 

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Guest Hatful Of Hollow

REAL NAME: Gary

AGE: 21

BIRTHPLACE: Rake Lane, North Shields

WHEREABOUTS: Wallsend

JOB: Student

FAVOURITE BAND: Boards Of Canada (at the moment)

FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta

FAVOURITE DRINK: Cherry Coke

FAVOURITE PLACE: Portugal

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Peep Show, Green Wing, The Office, People Like Us, Pheonix Nights, The Sopranos, Nighty Night, Spaced, Father Ted, Seinfeld

FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting

FAVOURITE SHARK: Great White  blueconfused.gif

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Shearer, Beardsley, Solano, Zidane

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: C.Ronaldo, Lee Hendrie, Don Hutchison

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Guest scouse and proud

REAL NAME: Carl

FAVOURITE CLUB:Liverpool

AGE:14

BIRTHPLACE:Liverpool

WHEREABOUTS:Liverpool

JOB:School

FAVOURITE BAND:Oasis

FAVOURITE FOOD:Steak, egg and chips.

FAVOURITE DRINK:Coke

FAVOURITE PLACE:Anfield

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S):Anything by Peter Kay.

FAVOURITE FILM:Saving Private Ryan

FAVOURITE SHARK:?

FOOTBALLING HEROES:Jamie Carragher, Kenny Dalglish, Robbie Fowler

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS:Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard,

OTHER TEAMS:Liverpool Reserves

OTHER SPORTS:Boxing, Cricket.

ROLE MODEL(S):Jamie Carragher, James J. Braddock.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Dunno what I want to do yet.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:See Liverpool win the league, Go on the pitch at Anfield, watch a boxing fight in Vegas, Fly a plane, drive a ferrari.

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Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields.

I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer

I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films

 

My favourite Shark would be David Fralick.

My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/)

 

My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future.

 

Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well.

 

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REAL NAME: Mark

AGE: 16

BIRTHPLACE: Blackpool

WHEREABOUTS: Sunderland

JOB: Student

FAVOURITE CLUB: Sunderland

FAVOURITE BAND: Travis

FAVOURITE FOOD: Chocolate

FAVOURITE DRINK: Latte

FAVOURITE PLACE: House

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Lost and Desperate Housewives

FAVOURITE FILM: Trainspotting

FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Naill Quinn.

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Clark

OTHER TEAMS: Blackpool & Aberdeen

OTHER SPORTS: Rugby League

ROLE MODEL(S): N/A

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Pass AS and A Levels, go to Uni become a Physiotherapist.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

Get a girlfriend :oops:

Travel the world

See SAFC win something worthwhile

Pass all my exams, and get my job.

Take early retirement to enjoy the rest of my life.

 

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REAL NAME: Jussi

AGE: 25

BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki

WHEREABOUTS: Finland

JOB: sales/marketing assistant

FAVOURITE CLUB: (If not Newcastle) HJK Helsinki

FAVOURITE BAND: -

FAVOURITE FOOD: perfect steak/pasta

FAVOURITE DRINK: coca cola/beer

FAVOURITE PLACE: our hang around/music training flat we share with 10guys

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): seinfeld, conan o'brien, oz

FAVOURITE FILM: casino, pulp fiction, lord of the rings

FAVOURITE SHARK:  blueconfused.gif

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Jari Litmanen, Alan Shearer

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: el hadji diouf

OTHER TEAMS: -

OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, formula 1, athletics

ROLE MODEL(S): none

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: make some money and live a happy life.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp, visit sjp

 

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REAL NAME:Kay

AGE: 17

BIRTHPLACE: South Shields

WHEREABOUTS: South Shields

JOB: Student

FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle

FAVOURITE BAND: The Libertines/ Yeah Yeah Yeah's

FAVOURITE FOOD: Pasta

FAVOURITE DRINK: Water (recovering fizzy pop addict)

FAVOURITE PLACE: Newcastle, Marseille

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, Nighty Night

FAVOURITE FILM: Lots,

FAVOURITE SHARK:Cookie Cutter, Tiger

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Laurent Robert, Tino, Bellamy in feyenord

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Joe Cole, CHRISTIANO RONALDO, Wayne Rooney, DECO  blueupset.gif, Bellamy now.

OTHER TEAMS: Marseille, I also watch out for Heerenveen.

OTHER SPORTS: TENNIS and all others really, bar motorbikes.

ROLE MODEL(S): Amelie Mauresmo ( tennis wise), can't think.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Get all forms of study out of the way, A2's the starting point. Do little and get alot of money for it, and to travel around europe a bit.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

Win a wimbledon final, and hoy my newcastle top on when i do so  bluebiggrin.gif

On a lesser scale, actually getting a ticket for wimbledon, any game, preferably a big one but im not fussy i love tennis.

See NUFC dominate europe

See NUFC win everything

Pop to Venice. 

 

 

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

Hello, I'm Chris\o/, a 26 year old from South Shields.

I'm a Newcastle supporting IT developer

I like Led Zepellin, Egg on Toast, Strong Tea without sugar, my house, Seinfeld, and Sergio Leone films

 

My favourite Shark would be David Fralick.

My favourite other sport would be golf, but within football I love Paul Gascoigne, Peter Beardsly, Diego Maradonna and Pele (particularly his stepover when he missed \o/)

 

My Role Model is Elwood P. Dowd who I plan to be like in future.

 

Before I die I hope to produce offspring and bring them up well.

 

 

Sergio Leone, you legend! Sorry I get over excited by these things  bluebiggrin.gif Viva Leone!

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Me and a friend wrote three or four episodes of a sitcom about a group of hapless thieves. We sent it off to the Beeb who sent it back saying they liked it and would like to see more stuff. We never got round to it in the end and he's at Uni in Norwich so I don't see him too often. It's on my to-do list though.

 

Was that Tim Lewis?

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REAL NAME: Paul

AGE: 22

BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle

WHEREABOUTS: Compto... errr... Blaydon on Tyne

JOB: Tax credits call centre monkey

FAVOURITE BAND: Too many to name.

FAVOURITE FOOD: I'll eat pretty much anything. Pasta, Chinese, Pizza, Curry, whatever.

FAVOURITE DRINK: Green Tea. With Lemon :lol:

FAVOURITE PLACE: My Room. Or more specifically, my bed.

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Futurama, Simpsons, Sopranos, X-Files

FAVOURITE FILM: Fight Club

FAVOURITE SHARK: Never tasted one.

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Beardsley, Ferdinand, Ronnie

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Lee Hendrie

ROLE MODEL(S): My Mam.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Make lots of money, get my own place and car.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Travel the world (Japan, China, South America, Egypt, North America... everywhere really), learn at least 4 languages, get married, have kids, achieve immortality.

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What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

 

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

 

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

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Guest Alan Shearer 9

What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

 

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

 

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

 

there's a lot of crap, but IMO, there's some of the best telly ever made, like for instance The Sopranos, and errmmm....... maybe you've got a point actually  :tongue3:

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Guest nufc1984

REAL NAME:Jay Cockerill

AGE: 21

BIRTHPLACE: Newcastle

JOB: Plumber

FAVOURITE BAND: Oasis

FAVOURITE FOOD: JUNK mainly,try to eat healthy but fail miserably never put weight on and never loose it!

FAVOURITE DRINK:coffee,2 sugars

FAVOURITE PLACE: Mine and my partners bed!!

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): little britain,the office,the league of gentleman,footie first (  bluelaugh.gif )

FAVOURITE FILM: Mystic River

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Asprilla,sir les,big al the list goes on...

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Tim cahill,i dont hate anyone more!

ROLE MODEL(S): My dad,of course! he has done everything for me.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Me and my partner will hopefuly marry and have kids!

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:Get married,have kids(as mentioned),go to america and see my step-brother who i have never seen before,just to do everything i can before i die...live life to th max etx etc!!!

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REAL NAME: shaun

AGE: 30 and 3 days

BIRTHPLACE: hexham

WHEREABOUTS: blackburn

JOB: driver

FAVOURITE CLUB: Newcastle

FAVOURITE BAND: coldplay/oasis

FAVOURITE FOOD: chinkies

FAVOURITE DRINK: coffee

FAVOURITE PLACE:SJP

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Footie, soaps

FAVOURITE FILM: star wars ep 4,5,6

FAVOURITE SHARK: eh! get a life!! ;-)

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Wor Jackie, Sir Les, Al Keeeegan

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Keane, David Speedie

OTHER TEAMS: Newcastle Utd Res, NUFC jnrs

OTHER SPORTS: ice hockey, darts, cricket, egg chasing

ROLE MODEL(S): Graham Norton and Julian Cleary (kiddin)

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: live long and prosper ( and get 6 numbers on lotto)

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Dive the great barrier reef, see the toon win something, see the toon win something else, see my kids grow and be successful, have a happy life

 

 

 

 

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What this country needs is a TV channel set up for new ides, to showcase new talent and ideas, if it turns out to be no good, it won't harm the channel.

 

I'd actually subscribe to that. I'd rather watch something original from people with a bit of get up and go in them even if they aren't very good at acting, tellig jokes or writing sitcoms.

 

TV is crap today yet it's a wonderful medium.

 

That's meant to be what BBC3 was meant to be about, but its lost its way a bit now.

 

 

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Guest nufc1984

REAL NAME: John W

AGE: 19

BIRTHPLACE: North Shields

WHEREABOUTS: Tynemouth

JOB: Shop Assistant

FAVOURITE BAND: The Matches

FAVOURITE FOOD: Chicken and Sweetcorn Pizza

FAVOURITE DRINK: Boddingtons

FAVOURITE PLACE: Beach

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): I'm Alan Partridge, Extra's, The Day Today, The Office etc.

FAVOURITE FILM: The Usual Suspects

FAVOURITE SHARK: Basking

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Les Ferdinand, Alan Shearer, Peter Beardsley, Rob Lee.

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Christiano Ronaldo, Robbie Savage.

OTHER TEAMS:Barcelona

OTHER SPORTS: There's other sports?

ROLE MODEL(S):David Brent (fictional)

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: No idea, make my band good, i think.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

Move out of my hometown,

See Newcastle win something.

Inherit Newcastle United from a distant relative

Punch a snake

Live a long life.

 

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REAL NAME: Carlyle

AGE: 34

BIRTHPLACE: Santa Barbara, California just (moved to Jesmond when I was six weeks old)

WHEREABOUTS: Back in Santa Barbara for the past three years now

JOB: Government analyst and freelance political consultant

ONLY CLUB: Newcastle

FAVOURITE BAND: so many... right now its mostly Kasabian, Bloc Party, Libertines and FranzFerdinand ask me in a week and it will be different.

FAVOURITE FOOD: Sushi

FAVOURITE DRINK: Beer allkinds except Coors which is piss and is owned by right wing fascists

FAVOURITE PLACE: Some good answers already written on here, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, SJP and the Santa Barbara Channel Isalnds

FAVOURITE TV SHOW(S): Buffy The Vampire Slayer... and I am not ashamed

FAVOURITE FILM: Blade Runner (Director's Cut)

FAVOURITE SHARK: Hammerhead - no question, surprised more people did not go for Basking or Mako

FOOTBALLING HEROES: Don't really get into the hero worship thing but I do like Nobby, Tino and of course Alan

FOOTBALLING VILLAINS: Roy Keane, Vinny Jones, Eric Cantona

OTHER TEAMS: None - but I do ocassionally go to LA Galaxy games... but only because other people make me.

OTHER SPORTS: I watch nothing else and find most sports dull, but like to spend time outdoors kayaking, swimming, snorkling, hiking, etc.

ROLE MODEL(S): The Gracci Brothers, Spartacus, Harry Hotspur, Crazy Horse, Harry S. Truman... the usual I suppose.

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE: Spending as much time having fun as possible, searching for Satori, etc.

5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Try Absinth, attend daughter's wedding, try skiing (never been), build a house (I'd settle for designing one), write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception, watch Newcastle win a trophy.

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i actually put that,and that is quite common..

 

but this isnt:

 

"write trashy screenplay about drug addicted bi-sexual cops and prostitues caught in a web of deception"  bluelaugh.gif

 

"Punch a snake"  bluelaugh.gif  bluelaugh.gif

 

ETC ETC  bluelaugh.gif

 

 

 

 

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