bulivye Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 i am in need of a phrase that means the same as that one, but it must be suitable for younger & more sensitive listeners... i've heard don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing... but, ...meh. there are many cunning linguists on our forum, please, help a brutha out! i hope this request doesn't interfere with your regularly scheduled NO experience Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lankybellwipe Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 i am in need of a phrase that means the same as that one, but it must be suitable for younger & more sensitive listeners... i've heard don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing... but, ...meh. there are many cunning linguists on our forum, please, help a brutha out! i hope this request doesn't interfere with your regularly scheduled NO experience Don't spunk on my weetabix and tell me it's milk! no?....... hang on.......... Don't put She-Ra on, and tell me it's He-Man! Because that is grossly unnaceptable! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't wee on my shoes and tell me it's raining. Easy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't wee on my shoes and tell me it's raining. Easy. too obvious though... would rather not have a urine reference in the phrase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't cum on my face and tell me it's snowing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't shit on my plate and tell me it's a sausage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't paint black over the red stripes on a mackem shirt and tell me it's a newcastle shirt [/sewpafan] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't paint black over the red stripes on a mackem shirt and tell me it's a newcastle shirt [/sewpafan] Are you a Mackem like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't ruffle your hair and tell me it's a White Christmas. (sh*t, I know) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 ertertaining all...no winners yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't shit on my plate and tell me it's a sausage. am still laughing at this one... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't pour cold water over me and tell me it is raining. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Dont put skid marks on my keggs and tell me Evel Knievel left them after a heroic jump. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't piss petrol and tell me your not a fire hazzard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 i am in need of a phrase that means the same as that one, but it must be suitable for younger & more sensitive listeners... i've heard don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing... but, ...meh. there are many cunning linguists on our forum, please, help a brutha out! i hope this request doesn't interfere with your regularly scheduled NO experience Never heard that phrase before, is it line from Elton John's 'Dont let the sun go down on me'? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't give me rola cola and tell me it's Pepsi Don't give me Hi Tech and tell me they're Nike Don't give me a bouncy ball and tell me it's a bike etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't smack my arse and tell me it's a physical show of love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Dont give me jizz in a glass and tell me its an innocent smoothie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't buy Xisco and tell me he's a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't buy Xisco and tell me he's a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't buy Xisco and tell me he's a footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Don't give me rola cola and tell me it's Pepsi Don't give me Hi Tech and tell me they're Nike Don't give me a bouncy ball and tell me it's a bike etc that one has potential... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulivye Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 i am in need of a phrase that means the same as that one, but it must be suitable for younger & more sensitive listeners... i've heard don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing... but, ...meh. there are many cunning linguists on our forum, please, help a brutha out! i hope this request doesn't interfere with your regularly scheduled NO experience Never heard that phrase before, is it line from Elton John's 'Dont let the sun go down on me'? not sure if you're whooshing me here chez, but the phrase is to indicate that you're tired of being wronged but told that it's actually nothing, or something innocent... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I'm sure Elton would love the son to go down on him though? Don't pull down my pants and tell me it's gravity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northerngimp Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Dont poo in my bath and tell me its a submarine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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