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Yeah yeah Nightowls is a lame show and Alan Robson is an annoying ginger t***, but the show is funny as fk on Halloween. All these stupid idiots that go out to so called haunted places andf wait to be scared shitless live on the radio, just cracks me up every year.

losten online after 10pm tonight.

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ALAN'S NIGHTOWLS

 

 

 

 

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Guest lankybellwipe

As kids, me HF, and a mate used to call him 'Walnut Heed' and one time.....at band camp, oh sorry

 

One time, on one of those monday nights where you phone and do something daft and earn a point for your town, me and the mate sang Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding throught the glenn, whilst the mate banged two pound coins together!

 

Amazing stuff eh!

 

:blush:

 

(Do NOT hold HF in ANY way accountable)

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A few years a ago a kind I know rang up pissed and did a cracking wind up, pretended to suffer from premature ejaculation :D hads Alan bang to rights like got him good and propper.

Went sort of -

Alan -  its okay son its a comon problem

 

Simon - I know Alan but I just cant help it

 

Alan - you need to try and think of other things

 

Simon - I do Alan, I think of jabba the hut, am a star wars nut you see Alan

 

Alan  - erm ah oaky does it work?

 

Simon - yes Aaln soemtimes

 

But durring the enitre call my mate kept saying "somba ja lay" under his breath, its what Greedo says to Han Solo in star wars when they are sat in the bar.

Robson never even picked up on it, but in the end he heard everyone in the background pissing themselves laughing and cut him off, went straight to adverts then when he came back was all serious about how its not a ncie thing to joke about.

 

You could tell he only went to adverts so he could have a laugh, the next day on Metro they used the call to advertise the show.

One of my mates may still have it on CD somewhere, its dam funny ..

 

 

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A few years a ago a kind I know rang up pissed and did a cracking wind up, pretended to suffer from premature ejaculation :D hads Alan bang to rights like got him good and propper.

Went sort of -

Alan -  its okay son its a comon problem

 

Simon - I know Alan but I just cant help it

 

Alan - you need to try and think of other things

 

Simon - I do Alan, I think of jabba the hut, am a star wars nut you see Alan

 

Alan  - erm ah oaky does it work?

 

Simon - yes Aaln soemtimes

 

But durring the enitre call my mate kept saying "somba ja lay" under his breath, its what Greedo says to Han Solo in star wars when they are sat in the bar.

Robson never even picked up on it, but in the end he heard everyone in the background pissing themselves laughing and cut him off, went straight to adverts then when he came back was all serious about how its not a ncie thing to joke about.

 

You could tell he only went to adverts so he could have a laugh, the next day on Metro they used the call to advertise the show.

One of my mates may still have it on CD somewhere, its dam funny ..

 

 

 

I don't get it.

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Guest Heneage

Home of the retard to be honest.

 

Full agreement there Nixon formerly Henage   O0

 

Cheers mate. I remember about 14-15 all our group used to listen, but I just got sick of the same idiots ringing up wwith problems that were their own fault. Adrian Allen is far better or was I've not listened to him in a while.

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Home of the retard to be honest.

 

Full agreement there Nixon formerly Henage  O0

 

Cheers mate. I remember about 14-15 all our group used to listen, but I just got sick of the same idiots ringing up wwith problems that were their own fault. Adrian Allen is far better or was I've not listened to him in a while.

 

 

 

Full agreement there Nixon formerly Henage  O0

 

It's the same with Kyle, Trisha, Maury, Springer and the rest. Why would you want to go on these shows and completely make a fool of you and your family?  Because you desperately wanna be on the telly for a bit, or in this case, radio!

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Guest lankybellwipe

No nightowls tonight - it's Friday. The Hallowe'en prog was on last night.

 

Spoilsport  :rant:

 

I thought he was knocked off for doing that Pennine Windows ad?

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No nightowls tonight - it's Friday. The Hallowe'en prog was on last night.

 

Spoilsport  :rant:

 

I thought he was knocked off for doing that Pennine Windows ad?

 

Still live and well and giving shit advice to the nutters of the NE  O0

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No nightowls tonight - it's Friday. The Hallowe'en prog was on last night.

 

Spoilsport  :rant:

 

I thought he was knocked off for doing that Pennine Windows ad?

 

Still live and well and giving shit advice to the nutters of the NE  O0

 

Please note (or NB) the next time you're listening to the Walnut.

 

He constantly says "right!", "right!", "right"  while the guest tells of their woes/misfortunes.  I can almost see him reading 'Nuts' with a cuppa, and his feet up

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I met walk past him in Edinburgh and he stunk like a stale cunt tbh.

 

 

 

You sure it wasn't a standard jock tramp?  Scotland breeds them like tadpoles!

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